penkitten
Master Don Juan
but i bought the pancake maker ...comic_relief said:tell you what Pen, you can have the sandwich maker, and I will take his pancake maker.
comic_relief
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
alright, I'll take the sandwich maker and you can take back your pancake maker.penkitten said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, if i took it back, i would be an indian giver ...comic_relief said:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I would be a thief and you an indian giver, we would go together quite well.penkitten said:
Plus we would have all of Gio's sh!t.
comic_relief
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
HALF, motherf*cker.comic_relief said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
goonie goo goo,
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
not if I steal your halfGiovanni Casanova said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, they still tour?Interceptor said: