ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Mr.Positive said:No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.
That was cute.
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Mr.Positive said:No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
heheValleyDJing said:That was cute.![]()
ummm...what are you talking about?jackofasses said:Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)
They'll know 7 inches when they see it.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dr. Lin is a fraud:Mctwist4 said:The penile exercises can fuc'k shi't up dude. Look up penile ballooning. It is the only safe one. Don't do the kegal exercises either. www.actionlove.com
lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way...Kev07 said:theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.
they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up
seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore