"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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penis enlargement?

ValleyDJing

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Mr.Positive said:
No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.

That was cute. :p
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Your pretty much stuck with what you got. Did you sleep with her before she told you her Size Preference?
 

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Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it. I actually mentally imagine my penis on the table while playing because it helps me estimate distances. (yeah, strange, but quite effective.)

Anyway, now that i've effectively alienated myself.. i'm gonna shut up and go away.
 

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jackofasses said:
Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it.
ummm...what are you talking about?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Kev07 said:
theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.

they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up

seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore
lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way... :p
 
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