"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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penis enlargement?

ValleyDJing

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Mr.Positive said:
No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.

That was cute. :p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Your pretty much stuck with what you got. Did you sleep with her before she told you her Size Preference?
 

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Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it. I actually mentally imagine my penis on the table while playing because it helps me estimate distances. (yeah, strange, but quite effective.)

Anyway, now that i've effectively alienated myself.. i'm gonna shut up and go away.
 

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jackofasses said:
Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it.
ummm...what are you talking about?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Kev07 said:
theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.

they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up

seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore
lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way... :p
 
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