ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Mr.Positive said:
That was cute.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penis enlargement?
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That was cute.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
heheValleyDJing said:That was cute.
jackofasses
Don Juan
Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)
They'll know 7 inches when they see it. I actually mentally imagine my penis on the table while playing because it helps me estimate distances. (yeah, strange, but quite effective.)
Anyway, now that i've effectively alienated myself.. i'm gonna shut up and go away.
They'll know 7 inches when they see it. I actually mentally imagine my penis on the table while playing because it helps me estimate distances. (yeah, strange, but quite effective.)
Anyway, now that i've effectively alienated myself.. i'm gonna shut up and go away.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
ummm...what are you talking about?jackofasses said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Scottie Pimpin'
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Dr. Lin is a fraud:Mctwist4 said:
http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/showthread.php?t=32517&highlight=actionlove
Kev07
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theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.
they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up
seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore
they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up
seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore
Brian McGee
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lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way...Kev07 said: