"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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penis enlargement?

ValleyDJing

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Mr.Positive said:
No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.

That was cute. :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Your pretty much stuck with what you got. Did you sleep with her before she told you her Size Preference?
 

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Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it. I actually mentally imagine my penis on the table while playing because it helps me estimate distances. (yeah, strange, but quite effective.)

Anyway, now that i've effectively alienated myself.. i'm gonna shut up and go away.
 

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jackofasses said:
Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it.
ummm...what are you talking about?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Kev07 said:
theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.

they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up

seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore
lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way... :p
 
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