ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Mr.Positive said:No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.
That was cute.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mr.Positive said:No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
heheValleyDJing said:That was cute.![]()
ummm...what are you talking about?jackofasses said:Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)
They'll know 7 inches when they see it.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Dr. Lin is a fraud:Mctwist4 said:The penile exercises can fuc'k shi't up dude. Look up penile ballooning. It is the only safe one. Don't do the kegal exercises either. www.actionlove.com
lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way...Kev07 said:theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.
they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up
seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore