ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Mr.Positive said:No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.
That was cute.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Mr.Positive said:No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
heheValleyDJing said:That was cute.![]()
ummm...what are you talking about?jackofasses said:Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)
They'll know 7 inches when they see it.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Dr. Lin is a fraud:Mctwist4 said:The penile exercises can fuc'k shi't up dude. Look up penile ballooning. It is the only safe one. Don't do the kegal exercises either. www.actionlove.com
lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way...Kev07 said:theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.
they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up
seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore