"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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group orgy???
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
You, Elemental, are not a "real DJ", not by a long shot.
I'll be sure to tell "Elemental" that when I see him.
 

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Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
group orgy???
You missed it...But you and Vincent can join in. Just grab him and bring him towards the back of the airplane for your two's fun.
 

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Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
group orgy???
As long as this group is me, and every lady on the site :D
 

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Originally posted by Vincent
As long as this group is me, and every lady on the site :D
I'm sure Gio and I will have a problem with THAT idea...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Vincent
yay chicks defining what a Don Juan is.

Whats next for this site I wonder...
So you are claiming that the qualities I described are not the traits of a "real DJ"?
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
So you are claiming that the qualities I described are not the traits of a "real DJ"?
They might be to some, but a women defining a don juan is like a guy telling a chick how to act during that time of the month.
 

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A "real DJ" is mature. He's not defensive, can take constructive criticism like a man instead of like a boy. He is confident but he doesn't come across as being egotistical...he doesn't NEED to. He doesn't need to make himself look like a better person by insulting and demeaning others.

You, Eternal, are not a "real DJ", not by a long shot.

my thoughts exactly.

hey Eternal, you're a real G. Way to bring your girl onto this site.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
You, Eternal, are not a "real DJ", not by a long shot.
Ouch cheap shot.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Porky
A "real DJ" is mature. He's not defensive, can take constructive criticism like a man instead of like a boy. He is confident but he doesn't come across as being egotistical...he doesn't NEED to. He doesn't need to make himself look like a better person by insulting and demeaning others.

You, Eternal, are not a "real DJ", not by a long shot.

my thoughts exactly.

hey Eternal, you're a real G. Way to bring your girl onto this site.
What does me showing my girl this site have anything to do with me being a "DJ" or not? You jealous or something?
 

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anyone else see the switch in this thread besides me?
 

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Originally posted by Porky
A "real DJ" is mature. He's not defensive, can take constructive criticism like a man instead of like a boy. He is confident but he doesn't come across as being egotistical...he doesn't NEED to. He doesn't need to make himself look like a better person by insulting and demeaning others.

You, Eternal, are not a "real DJ", not by a long shot.

my thoughts exactly.

hey Eternal, you're a real G. Way to bring your girl onto this site.
Good points Porky.

No comment on all the Eternal stuff, cuz I dunno him or his gf.

Vincent....if you didn't skip over my post maybe this **** could've stayed off course. oh well.

Onwards my comrades! CHAAAARRRGE!!!
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
What does me showing my girl this site have anything to do with me being a "DJ" or not? You jealous or something?
why should I be? if anything I'd be happy for you.

I don't really see how you can be a challenge when she knows every game you play. If you ever have a problem with her, where are you going to turn to for advice? The moderator's corner? yeah, good luck with that.

if you can't see your own stupidity, you must be blind. no offense.
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Good points Porky.

No comment on all the Eternal stuff, cuz I dunno him or his gf.
exactly, they are good points.

why didn't anybody say that when it was Wyldfire who made them?

don't complain when a woman can define what being a real DJ is better than the boys who moderate a site that claims to teach men how to get women. Just because she's right is no reason for you all to get so pissy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
So you are claiming that the qualities I described are not the traits of a "real DJ"?
Woman...it's a frikkin INTERNET FORUM. Go away and get a life.

You need a hobby other than engaging in senseless drama with moderators on an Internet Forum. This isn't Auschwitz...no one is forcing you to be here against your will. No one is oppressing you. If you don't like it here, TURN THE COMPUTER OFF. Go shopping or whatever you chicks do to make yourselves feel better.

If you feel you're being discriminated against that bad, then LEAVE. Take your bible posts with you...I don't care. They're mediocre at best anyway.

No wonder you talk about COMPROMISE so much when you talk about relationships.

What I wonder, though, is what HE gets in return for agreeing to put up with your b!tchy sense of entitlement and your constant whining and drama-starting.

There, I took my shots. Don't bother returning fire, I won't care. :p
 

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Goddam, this thread is still going?

Okay people, I have a solution to this entire problem. Wyldfire get a faster internet connection. That way she won't be complaining about all the time she wasted on a thread because of her connection speed.

Problem fixed, everybody's happy :) :) :) :)
 

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Originally posted by Porky
why should I be? if anything I'd be happy for you.

I don't really see how you can be a challenge when she knows every game you play. If you ever have a problem with her, where are you going to turn to for advice? The moderator's corner? yeah, good luck with that.

if you can't see your own stupidity, you must be blind. no offense.

I'm not trying to start anything but I give ET his props for showing his girl the site. That shows you how open and good their relationship is.

P.S ET has been here for years I don't think he needs any advice.
 

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he was asking for advice just a few months ago, which is a short amount of time considering "ET" has been here for years.

it's fine, though. since she's a girl maybe there will be somebody here more emotional and dramatic than he is.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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