"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Let's play a game... it's called "Top My Warpig"

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Re:

I

don't

know

what

I

feel

after

seeing

that

but

emotion

cannot

capture

what

I

feel.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



A-Unit
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.

NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.

[DELETED LINK FOR EVERYONES SANITY]

NSFW
I

FVCKEN

HATE

YOU

FOR

THAT

IT

WILL

BE

IN

MY

NIGHTMARES

FOREVER

NOW

!!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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hint: Penis and knives do not make a good combination

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! NO ONE CLICK ON THAT LINK AND A MOD PLEASE DELETE THE LINK FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE!!!
 

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Originally posted by DrBeard
Here she is dudez......DA ULTIMATE WARPIG!!!

http://www.alldumb.com/items/2005/10/17337.wmv

I wud hav my peni cut off and fed to a dog rather than shag that crazy biatch!!!

Yo Spider, you obv aint cheked my latest pic!! Tossclown!
DAMN!!!!!!!

somebody needs to teach her about cristianity (i'm not into religion, but even i know better)



Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.

NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.
http://www.livejournal.com/communit...ort/347374.html
NSFW




i'm having second thought about cuttion off my penis now.
:(
 

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Chilli.. I hate you.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You guys are all ass-h**es:down:How can you make fun of people you dont even know?what if one of them happen check this site out and see herself in this thread?
Me being a heterosexual saw the **** get cut off and if that was real, blood would be flushing out of that thing like a hose.
 
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The sad fact is that a HUGE percentage of American women look like the pics I just looked at. The most disturbing thing is that these women have more attitude than the beautiful girls that I see half of the year.

No one should be sticking up for them. American women get way too much slack as it is. In America it seems as if only men get laughed at for how they look. Hell, American men are not so bad looking. It is the female portion of the population that has become an international joke.

Please. If you know a woman that is like the women in those pics do us all a favor and tell her that she needs to lose weight.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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pretty sure i won this thread last year ;), but you do get runner up.
 

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Oh, the one on the left there, that's lovely:crackup:
The one on the right, she could pass for a guy, I don't know how?
The middle is the best looking, however...not bag-material anyways.

What a world :rolleyes:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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