"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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A-Unit

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Re:

I

don't

know

what

I

feel

after

seeing

that

but

emotion

cannot

capture

what

I

feel.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



A-Unit
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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comic_relief

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.

NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.

[DELETED LINK FOR EVERYONES SANITY]

NSFW
I

FVCKEN

HATE

YOU

FOR

THAT

IT

WILL

BE

IN

MY

NIGHTMARES

FOREVER

NOW

!!!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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hint: Penis and knives do not make a good combination

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! NO ONE CLICK ON THAT LINK AND A MOD PLEASE DELETE THE LINK FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE!!!
 

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Originally posted by DrBeard
Here she is dudez......DA ULTIMATE WARPIG!!!

http://www.alldumb.com/items/2005/10/17337.wmv

I wud hav my peni cut off and fed to a dog rather than shag that crazy biatch!!!

Yo Spider, you obv aint cheked my latest pic!! Tossclown!
DAMN!!!!!!!

somebody needs to teach her about cristianity (i'm not into religion, but even i know better)



Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.

NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.
http://www.livejournal.com/communit...ort/347374.html
NSFW




i'm having second thought about cuttion off my penis now.
:(
 

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Chilli.. I hate you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You guys are all ass-h**es:down:How can you make fun of people you dont even know?what if one of them happen check this site out and see herself in this thread?
Me being a heterosexual saw the **** get cut off and if that was real, blood would be flushing out of that thing like a hose.
 
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The sad fact is that a HUGE percentage of American women look like the pics I just looked at. The most disturbing thing is that these women have more attitude than the beautiful girls that I see half of the year.

No one should be sticking up for them. American women get way too much slack as it is. In America it seems as if only men get laughed at for how they look. Hell, American men are not so bad looking. It is the female portion of the population that has become an international joke.

Please. If you know a woman that is like the women in those pics do us all a favor and tell her that she needs to lose weight.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Chillisauce

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pretty sure i won this thread last year ;), but you do get runner up.
 

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Oh, the one on the left there, that's lovely:crackup:
The one on the right, she could pass for a guy, I don't know how?
The middle is the best looking, however...not bag-material anyways.

What a world :rolleyes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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