"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Let's play a game... it's called "Top My Warpig"
- Thread starter Duke
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I
FVCKEN
HATE
YOU
FOR
THAT
IT
WILL
BE
IN
MY
NIGHTMARES
FOREVER
NOW
!!!
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! NO ONE CLICK ON THAT LINK AND A MOD PLEASE DELETE THE LINK FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE!!!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
DAMN!!!!!!!
somebody needs to teach her about cristianity (i'm not into religion, but even i know better)
Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.
NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.
http://www.livejournal.com/communit...ort/347374.html
NSFW
i'm having second thought about cuttion off my penis now.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y276/jeididit/Topless Halo Party/?action=view¤t=100_0104.jpg
Behold: Big Bertha!
Stay in guys. Eat that piece of cake. Don't get a haircut. Just go play videogames and dont make any efforts to socialize or talk to girls. Bertha will be waiting!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
mroriginal
Banned
How can you make fun of people you dont even know?what if one of them happen check this site out and see herself in this thread?Me being a heterosexual saw the **** get cut off and if that was real, blood would be flushing out of that thing like a hose.
Chillisauce
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If someone like this came around i think i'd just flee in terror:
http://jeremcph.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/ugly20girl.jpg.w180h180.jpg
silverwex
Master Don Juan
http://meetme.hotornot.com/?10c6b=68715
No one should be sticking up for them. American women get way too much slack as it is. In America it seems as if only men get laughed at for how they look. Hell, American men are not so bad looking. It is the female portion of the population that has become an international joke.
Please. If you know a woman that is like the women in those pics do us all a favor and tell her that she needs to lose weight.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
If that doesn't work, her Xanga's URL is: http://www.xanga.com/sweetchild2003
... Sadly, I know this girl in real life. And we were drunk once and
CAN WE CHANGE SUBJECTS NOW?!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
DrBeard
Banned
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
^That was just the warmup.
http://myspace-928.vo.llnwd.net/00525/82/90/525320928_l.jpg
^I win the thread.
Chillisauce
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, but you do get runner up.http://www.220.ro/stuff/Finalistele_la_Miss_Romania________.htm
Docs
Banned
The one on the right, she could pass for a guy, I don't know how?
The middle is the best looking, however...not bag-material anyways.
What a world
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.