"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Let's play a game... it's called "Top My Warpig"
- Thread starter Duke
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I
FVCKEN
HATE
YOU
FOR
THAT
IT
WILL
BE
IN
MY
NIGHTMARES
FOREVER
NOW
!!!
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! NO ONE CLICK ON THAT LINK AND A MOD PLEASE DELETE THE LINK FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE!!!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
DAMN!!!!!!!
somebody needs to teach her about cristianity (i'm not into religion, but even i know better)
Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.
NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.
http://www.livejournal.com/communit...ort/347374.html
NSFW
i'm having second thought about cuttion off my penis now.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y276/jeididit/Topless Halo Party/?action=view¤t=100_0104.jpg
Behold: Big Bertha!
Stay in guys. Eat that piece of cake. Don't get a haircut. Just go play videogames and dont make any efforts to socialize or talk to girls. Bertha will be waiting!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mroriginal
Banned
How can you make fun of people you dont even know?what if one of them happen check this site out and see herself in this thread?Me being a heterosexual saw the **** get cut off and if that was real, blood would be flushing out of that thing like a hose.
Chillisauce
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If someone like this came around i think i'd just flee in terror:
http://jeremcph.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/ugly20girl.jpg.w180h180.jpg
silverwex
Master Don Juan
http://meetme.hotornot.com/?10c6b=68715
No one should be sticking up for them. American women get way too much slack as it is. In America it seems as if only men get laughed at for how they look. Hell, American men are not so bad looking. It is the female portion of the population that has become an international joke.
Please. If you know a woman that is like the women in those pics do us all a favor and tell her that she needs to lose weight.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
If that doesn't work, her Xanga's URL is: http://www.xanga.com/sweetchild2003
... Sadly, I know this girl in real life. And we were drunk once and
CAN WE CHANGE SUBJECTS NOW?!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
DrBeard
Banned
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
^That was just the warmup.
http://myspace-928.vo.llnwd.net/00525/82/90/525320928_l.jpg
^I win the thread.
Chillisauce
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, but you do get runner up.http://www.220.ro/stuff/Finalistele_la_Miss_Romania________.htm
Docs
Banned
The one on the right, she could pass for a guy, I don't know how?
The middle is the best looking, however...not bag-material anyways.
What a world
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.