"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Let's play a game... it's called "Top My Warpig"
- Thread starter Duke
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I
FVCKEN
HATE
YOU
FOR
THAT
IT
WILL
BE
IN
MY
NIGHTMARES
FOREVER
NOW
!!!
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! NO ONE CLICK ON THAT LINK AND A MOD PLEASE DELETE THE LINK FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE!!!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
DAMN!!!!!!!
somebody needs to teach her about cristianity (i'm not into religion, but even i know better)
Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.
NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.
http://www.livejournal.com/communit...ort/347374.html
NSFW
i'm having second thought about cuttion off my penis now.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y276/jeididit/Topless Halo Party/?action=view¤t=100_0104.jpg
Behold: Big Bertha!
Stay in guys. Eat that piece of cake. Don't get a haircut. Just go play videogames and dont make any efforts to socialize or talk to girls. Bertha will be waiting!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
mroriginal
Banned
How can you make fun of people you dont even know?what if one of them happen check this site out and see herself in this thread?Me being a heterosexual saw the **** get cut off and if that was real, blood would be flushing out of that thing like a hose.
Chillisauce
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If someone like this came around i think i'd just flee in terror:
http://jeremcph.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/ugly20girl.jpg.w180h180.jpg
silverwex
Master Don Juan
http://meetme.hotornot.com/?10c6b=68715
No one should be sticking up for them. American women get way too much slack as it is. In America it seems as if only men get laughed at for how they look. Hell, American men are not so bad looking. It is the female portion of the population that has become an international joke.
Please. If you know a woman that is like the women in those pics do us all a favor and tell her that she needs to lose weight.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
If that doesn't work, her Xanga's URL is: http://www.xanga.com/sweetchild2003
... Sadly, I know this girl in real life. And we were drunk once and
CAN WE CHANGE SUBJECTS NOW?!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
DrBeard
Banned
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
^That was just the warmup.
http://myspace-928.vo.llnwd.net/00525/82/90/525320928_l.jpg
^I win the thread.
Chillisauce
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, but you do get runner up.http://www.220.ro/stuff/Finalistele_la_Miss_Romania________.htm
Docs
Banned
The one on the right, she could pass for a guy, I don't know how?
The middle is the best looking, however...not bag-material anyways.
What a world
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.