"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Let's play a game... it's called "Top My Warpig"
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I
FVCKEN
HATE
YOU
FOR
THAT
IT
WILL
BE
IN
MY
NIGHTMARES
FOREVER
NOW
!!!
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! NO ONE CLICK ON THAT LINK AND A MOD PLEASE DELETE THE LINK FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE!!!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
DAMN!!!!!!!
somebody needs to teach her about cristianity (i'm not into religion, but even i know better)
Originally posted by Chillisauce
Haha, i think this guy may have already beat you to it.
NSFW - not safe for work or your sanity, only click this link if your mind is already scared.
http://www.livejournal.com/communit...ort/347374.html
NSFW
i'm having second thought about cuttion off my penis now.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y276/jeididit/Topless Halo Party/?action=view¤t=100_0104.jpg
Behold: Big Bertha!
Stay in guys. Eat that piece of cake. Don't get a haircut. Just go play videogames and dont make any efforts to socialize or talk to girls. Bertha will be waiting!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
mroriginal
Banned
How can you make fun of people you dont even know?what if one of them happen check this site out and see herself in this thread?Me being a heterosexual saw the **** get cut off and if that was real, blood would be flushing out of that thing like a hose.
Chillisauce
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If someone like this came around i think i'd just flee in terror:
http://jeremcph.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/ugly20girl.jpg.w180h180.jpg
silverwex
Master Don Juan
http://meetme.hotornot.com/?10c6b=68715
No one should be sticking up for them. American women get way too much slack as it is. In America it seems as if only men get laughed at for how they look. Hell, American men are not so bad looking. It is the female portion of the population that has become an international joke.
Please. If you know a woman that is like the women in those pics do us all a favor and tell her that she needs to lose weight.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
If that doesn't work, her Xanga's URL is: http://www.xanga.com/sweetchild2003
... Sadly, I know this girl in real life. And we were drunk once and
CAN WE CHANGE SUBJECTS NOW?!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
DrBeard
Banned
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
^That was just the warmup.
http://myspace-928.vo.llnwd.net/00525/82/90/525320928_l.jpg
^I win the thread.
Chillisauce
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, but you do get runner up.http://www.220.ro/stuff/Finalistele_la_Miss_Romania________.htm
Docs
Banned
The one on the right, she could pass for a guy, I don't know how?
The middle is the best looking, however...not bag-material anyways.
What a world
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.