"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Jessica Alba Topless?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
HOLY ****ING ****
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IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The Antichrist_Star
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AS
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
haha good thing i read all the replies before....i still wanted to see what it was but i was ready for it, it didnt really do **** to me.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Damn that sh*t was scary but funny though. Just too damn loud. But if you need an adrenaline shot go for it!!!
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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LOL i was expecting her with a demented rak or something
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
drixsa
Master Don Juan
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Slap :cheer: :crackup:Originally posted by drixsa
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
Page
Master Don Juan
It's my own damn fault. I should have known better than to click that link.
It's still cheap, though.
It's still cheap, though.
ianlove
Don Juan
the one after alba is pretty hot
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.