"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Jessica Alba Topless?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
HOLY ****ING ****
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IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!2`54234312!@#!@3`1!%$@#$!@@$$#!41
IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The Antichrist_Star
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AS
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
haha good thing i read all the replies before....i still wanted to see what it was but i was ready for it, it didnt really do **** to me.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Damn that sh*t was scary but funny though. Just too damn loud. But if you need an adrenaline shot go for it!!!
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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LOL i was expecting her with a demented rak or something
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
drixsa
Master Don Juan
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Slap :cheer: :crackup:Originally posted by drixsa
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
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Master Don Juan
It's my own damn fault. I should have known better than to click that link.
It's still cheap, though.
It's still cheap, though.
ianlove
Don Juan
the one after alba is pretty hot
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.