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Slap :cheer: :crackup:Originally posted by drixsa
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...![]()
LOl. You have no idea how hard I am laughing at this right now. Thnx!Originally posted by bullmoose
Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.