"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Jessica Alba Topless?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
HOLY ****ING ****
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IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The Antichrist_Star
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AS
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
haha good thing i read all the replies before....i still wanted to see what it was but i was ready for it, it didnt really do **** to me.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Damn that sh*t was scary but funny though. Just too damn loud. But if you need an adrenaline shot go for it!!!
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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LOL i was expecting her with a demented rak or something
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
drixsa
Master Don Juan
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Slap :cheer: :crackup:Originally posted by drixsa
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
Page
Master Don Juan
It's my own damn fault. I should have known better than to click that link.
It's still cheap, though.
It's still cheap, though.
ianlove
Don Juan
the one after alba is pretty hot
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.