"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Jessica Alba Topless?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
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IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Antichrist_Star
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
haha good thing i read all the replies before....i still wanted to see what it was but i was ready for it, it didnt really do **** to me.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Damn that sh*t was scary but funny though. Just too damn loud. But if you need an adrenaline shot go for it!!!
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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LOL i was expecting her with a demented rak or something
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
drixsa
Master Don Juan
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Slap :cheer: :crackup:Originally posted by drixsa
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
Page
Master Don Juan
It's my own damn fault. I should have known better than to click that link.
It's still cheap, though.
It's still cheap, though.
ianlove
Don Juan
the one after alba is pretty hot
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.