"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Jessica Alba Topless?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
HOLY ****ING ****
!!!!!2`54234312!@#!@3`1!%$@#$!@@$$#!41
IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
!!!!!2`54234312!@#!@3`1!%$@#$!@@$$#!41
IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFDE IM FUYCKING GONNA RIP YOUR ANUS OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOUTH!~q!!!!!!!!
YOU ****ING GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The Antichrist_Star
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AS
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Maybe I'm just an old Marine but when $#!+ like that happens -- even during fright scenes in movies -- I unconsciously reach for my sidearm. My hand doesn't move, but there's a spasm in my shoulder as my brain still tells the hand to move to the hip and unsnap the holster. I can still actually physically feel my hand doing it; this is probably what "phantom pains" feel like. Weird.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
That said, this was pretty damned lame.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
haha good thing i read all the replies before....i still wanted to see what it was but i was ready for it, it didnt really do **** to me.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Damn that sh*t was scary but funny though. Just too damn loud. But if you need an adrenaline shot go for it!!!
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
btw here is the real thing http://www.alphanexus.com/moxie/moxiepix/b1_67.jpg or here http://www.dailystarlet.com/starlets/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_gq02.jpg
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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LOL i was expecting her with a demented rak or something
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
drixsa
Master Don Juan
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Slap :cheer: :crackup:Originally posted by drixsa
It's 2:45am and i opened that link up sitting in the basement by myself...
...Excuse me while I change myself...
Page
Master Don Juan
It's my own damn fault. I should have known better than to click that link.
It's still cheap, though.
It's still cheap, though.
ianlove
Don Juan
the one after alba is pretty hot
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
Hmmm
toothy
that fvcked me up royally.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.