"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've just tried to post an interesting article about how North Korean soldiers being sent to the Russo-Ukrainian War were overwhelming using their freedom to look at internet porn, and I was given a "last warning". This is a topic that is relevant to the sexual situation - that the first thing that repressed young men do is look at porn.

Again, I've had enough. I am self-terminating this account.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to self-terminate this account. I'd like for someone to tell me how.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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It's almost like we don't live in a society, isn't it MDJ?

Just gotta lay low until we stop having governance.
 

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I've just tried to post an interesting article about how North Korean soldiers being sent to the Russo-Ukrainian War were overwhelming using their freedom to look at internet porn, and I was given a "last warning". This is a topic that is relevant to the sexual situation - that the first thing that repressed young men do is look at porn.

Again, I've had enough. I am self-terminating this account.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to self-terminate this account. I'd like for someone to tell me how.
The mods can wipe your past and current existence from the sosuave universe, but then all of the It's OVER jokes would disappear too, and that would be unfortunate.
 

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Nah, they just learning how to call ukranian soldiers names, they are not watching porn, remember, no internet on the front lines, nearest cell tower could be 100 miles away.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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EDIT: I can't figure out how to self-terminate this account. I'd like for someone to tell me how.
We've picked up on this and forwarded it to the admin. He will get in touch with you regarding account termination eventually.
 

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I've just tried to post an interesting article about how North Korean soldiers being sent to the Russo-Ukrainian War were overwhelming using their freedom to look at internet porn, and I was given a "last warning". This is a topic that is relevant to the sexual situation - that the first thing that repressed young men do is look at porn.

Again, I've had enough. I am self-terminating this account.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to self-terminate this account. I'd like for someone to tell me how.
Relax. You need to look at a good ASMR video for therapy. Do a search for one under "therapy" or "removing negative energy".

Then see if you still want to self-terminate this account after watching those same videos that you said you've watched before.
 

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When admin deletes you, they delete all the threads you started, which means all the posts on those threads also get deleted. There was a disgraced mod here who had that done, and unfortunately I had been a contributor to a very long thread he had started. It was news stories about acts of heroism. Posting here is a waste of time if they just arbitrarily delete your posts.
 

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OK, I suppose that I will let my legacy live on here, but my engagement is OVER.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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OK, I suppose that I will let my legacy live on here, but my engagement is OVER.
This is a tragedy exceeded only by the plague of Justinian and the decline of Hanson's career, once The 2000s were upon us. Whether or not humanity can survive such a catstrophe is doubtful at best
 

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When admin deletes you, they delete all the threads you started, which means all the posts on those threads also get deleted. There was a disgraced mod here who had that done, and unfortunately I had been a contributor to a very long thread he had started. It was news stories about acts of heroism. Posting here is a waste of time if they just arbitrarily delete your posts.
Uh, that's only done when someone requests it.

People are free to simply log out and never come back to the site. Unsure why the act of "deleting" an account is so important.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Unsure why the act of "deleting" an account is so important.
13 Reasons Why hoodwinked many into believing that taking a swan dive off The Golden Gate Bridge, or washing one's yap out with a Desert Eagle, is no longer sufficiently theatrical. We now have to make our own self-deletions into a Broadway show, the gaudiness of which exceeds even that of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark
 

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When admin deletes you, they delete all the threads you started, which means all the posts on those threads also get deleted. There was a disgraced mod here who had that done, and unfortunately I had been a contributor to a very long thread he had started. It was news stories about acts of heroism. Posting here is a waste of time if they just arbitrarily delete your posts.
As much as I hate reddit, they're smart by ALWAYS leaving threads open. You can start a thread and delete your name linked to it, but the thread remains open. That's how a platform grows.

Recently someone..made a thread , got some pushback and like a toddler he cried to close the thread and the damn admins even listened to him! Basically allowing him to throw a punch and then break up the fight.

Threads should remain opened indefinitely.
 

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Recently someone..made a thread , got some pushback and like a toddler he cried to close the thread and the damn admins even listened to him! Basically allowing him to throw a punch and then break up the fight.
Can you hop off my d***?

You are in every single thread I've made or replied to, regardless of topic. Stop giving your advice, I don't want it, you don't have the solution to my problem, and you didn't "apologize" in DMs like you said openly.

In all seriousness, shut the f*** up dude.
 

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Recently someone..made a thread , got some pushback and like a toddler he cried to close the thread and the damn admins even listened to him! Basically allowing him to throw a punch and then break up the fight
We all miss the days of GeoCities, where if you found someone's words disagreeable, you simply ignored them
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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