mroriginal
Banned
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?
- Thread starter DrBeard
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Unregistered
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I would autofellate myself, if I had the ability.
It's possible. A mate of mine used to do it as a party trick. Well, he wouldn't actually suck his own d1ck, he'd sit on a chair and hold a peeled banana on his groin as if it were his erect member. Then, without moving the banana, he'd eat the whole thing. I would never have believed it unless I'd seen it.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
DrBeard I think I love you
jojoeyes
Don Juan
haha what the ****. this is a funny thread. i might do that if i could but i cant.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members
(and wishing for the ability)
(and wishing for the ability)I started to close this thread. Maybe when I stop laughing.Originally posted by spider_007
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members
Ho boy this is a good thread. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....whew!
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...OMG.....ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
ha,ha,ha,ha...
gotmygameback
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Bill Hicks (the Greatest. RIP) did a great routine on this....
" That ONE vertebrae!
I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"
" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"
"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,
You would be here tonight alone...
(perfect timing with the pause)
WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"
If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
" That ONE vertebrae!
I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"
" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"
"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,
You would be here tonight alone...
(perfect timing with the pause)
WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"
If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Come Again? :crackup:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?
bwahahahahaha :crackup:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
if you can put both your legs behind your back and lean forward, its possible!
aint yoga wonderful?
aint yoga wonderful?
sparky1981
Don Juan
It is possible if you have a big enough **** to do it with. I know this not through trying but seeing Ron Jeremy has done it on video.
I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Admins close down threads with the excuse that they are "repeated questions" when they cna' even help you find a search on it.......
........yet let this bull**** stay open.
I think they just wanna know how to blow themselves.
........yet let this bull**** stay open.
I think they just wanna know how to blow themselves.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Chillisauce
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I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:
1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.
2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste
3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.
2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste
3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
Silver_Grizzly
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Vibe
Don Juan
A friend of mine once linked me to this website. She thought it was hilarious. Basically, it was the site of this guy who could suck his own d*ck and would teach others how to do it. He had instructional videos and everything. Basically, he would lie on his back and flip his legs up way behind his head. This would bring his d*ck up to his mouth.
So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.
~Vibe~
So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.
~Vibe~
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.