"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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manuva

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It's possible. A mate of mine used to do it as a party trick. Well, he wouldn't actually suck his own d1ck, he'd sit on a chair and hold a peeled banana on his groin as if it were his erect member. Then, without moving the banana, he'd eat the whole thing. I would never have believed it unless I'd seen it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Paradox

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Originally posted by spider_007
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members:rolleyes: (and wishing for the ability):down:
I started to close this thread. Maybe when I stop laughing.

Ho boy this is a good thread. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....whew!

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...OMG.....ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
ha,ha,ha,ha...
 

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Bill Hicks (the Greatest. RIP) did a great routine on this....


" That ONE vertebrae!

I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"


" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"

"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,

You would be here tonight alone...

(perfect timing with the pause)

WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"

If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jariel

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I haven't seen any posts by Dr Beard for a while now so I'm assuming he achieved his goal.

Either that or he and his friend came to a mutual arrangement. :D
 

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if you can put both your legs behind your back and lean forward, its possible!

aint yoga wonderful?
 

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It is possible if you have a big enough **** to do it with. I know this not through trying but seeing Ron Jeremy has done it on video.

I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:

1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.

2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste

3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
 

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:

1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.

2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste

3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.

:eek:
 

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A friend of mine once linked me to this website. She thought it was hilarious. Basically, it was the site of this guy who could suck his own d*ck and would teach others how to do it. He had instructional videos and everything. Basically, he would lie on his back and flip his legs up way behind his head. This would bring his d*ck up to his mouth.

So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.

~Vibe~
 

zekko

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Maybe it should be a yoga position?
Seems like even if you could do it, it would be so uncomfortable that it would detract from whatever pleasure there might be.
 

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The incomparable Ron Jeremy was able to lick his own pen!s; he did so in the movie "Devil in Mrs. Jones 2", where Jeremy played a demon.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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