"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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It's possible. A mate of mine used to do it as a party trick. Well, he wouldn't actually suck his own d1ck, he'd sit on a chair and hold a peeled banana on his groin as if it were his erect member. Then, without moving the banana, he'd eat the whole thing. I would never have believed it unless I'd seen it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by spider_007
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members:rolleyes: (and wishing for the ability):down:
I started to close this thread. Maybe when I stop laughing.

Ho boy this is a good thread. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....whew!

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...OMG.....ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
ha,ha,ha,ha...
 

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Bill Hicks (the Greatest. RIP) did a great routine on this....


" That ONE vertebrae!

I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"


" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"

"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,

You would be here tonight alone...

(perfect timing with the pause)

WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"

If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I haven't seen any posts by Dr Beard for a while now so I'm assuming he achieved his goal.

Either that or he and his friend came to a mutual arrangement. :D
 

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if you can put both your legs behind your back and lean forward, its possible!

aint yoga wonderful?
 

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It is possible if you have a big enough **** to do it with. I know this not through trying but seeing Ron Jeremy has done it on video.

I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:

1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.

2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste

3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
 

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:

1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.

2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste

3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.

:eek:
 

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A friend of mine once linked me to this website. She thought it was hilarious. Basically, it was the site of this guy who could suck his own d*ck and would teach others how to do it. He had instructional videos and everything. Basically, he would lie on his back and flip his legs up way behind his head. This would bring his d*ck up to his mouth.

So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.

~Vibe~
 

zekko

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Maybe it should be a yoga position?
Seems like even if you could do it, it would be so uncomfortable that it would detract from whatever pleasure there might be.
 

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The incomparable Ron Jeremy was able to lick his own pen!s; he did so in the movie "Devil in Mrs. Jones 2", where Jeremy played a demon.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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