mroriginal
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?
- Thread starter DrBeard
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Unregistered
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I would autofellate myself, if I had the ability.
It's possible. A mate of mine used to do it as a party trick. Well, he wouldn't actually suck his own d1ck, he'd sit on a chair and hold a peeled banana on his groin as if it were his erect member. Then, without moving the banana, he'd eat the whole thing. I would never have believed it unless I'd seen it.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
DrBeard I think I love you
jojoeyes
Don Juan
haha what the ****. this is a funny thread. i might do that if i could but i cant.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members
(and wishing for the ability)
(and wishing for the ability)I started to close this thread. Maybe when I stop laughing.Originally posted by spider_007
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members
Ho boy this is a good thread. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....whew!
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...OMG.....ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
ha,ha,ha,ha...
gotmygameback
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Bill Hicks (the Greatest. RIP) did a great routine on this....
" That ONE vertebrae!
I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"
" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"
"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,
You would be here tonight alone...
(perfect timing with the pause)
WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"
If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
" That ONE vertebrae!
I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"
" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"
"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,
You would be here tonight alone...
(perfect timing with the pause)
WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"
If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Come Again? :crackup:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?
bwahahahahaha :crackup:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
if you can put both your legs behind your back and lean forward, its possible!
aint yoga wonderful?
aint yoga wonderful?
sparky1981
Don Juan
It is possible if you have a big enough **** to do it with. I know this not through trying but seeing Ron Jeremy has done it on video.
I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Admins close down threads with the excuse that they are "repeated questions" when they cna' even help you find a search on it.......
........yet let this bull**** stay open.
I think they just wanna know how to blow themselves.
........yet let this bull**** stay open.
I think they just wanna know how to blow themselves.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Chillisauce
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I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:
1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.
2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste
3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.
2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste
3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
Silver_Grizzly
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Vibe
Don Juan
A friend of mine once linked me to this website. She thought it was hilarious. Basically, it was the site of this guy who could suck his own d*ck and would teach others how to do it. He had instructional videos and everything. Basically, he would lie on his back and flip his legs up way behind his head. This would bring his d*ck up to his mouth.
So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.
~Vibe~
So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.
~Vibe~
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.