mroriginal
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?
- Thread starter DrBeard
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Unregistered
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I would autofellate myself, if I had the ability.
It's possible. A mate of mine used to do it as a party trick. Well, he wouldn't actually suck his own d1ck, he'd sit on a chair and hold a peeled banana on his groin as if it were his erect member. Then, without moving the banana, he'd eat the whole thing. I would never have believed it unless I'd seen it.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
DrBeard I think I love you
jojoeyes
Don Juan
haha what the ****. this is a funny thread. i might do that if i could but i cant.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members
(and wishing for the ability)
(and wishing for the ability)I started to close this thread. Maybe when I stop laughing.Originally posted by spider_007
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members
Ho boy this is a good thread. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....whew!
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...OMG.....ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
ha,ha,ha,ha...
gotmygameback
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Bill Hicks (the Greatest. RIP) did a great routine on this....
" That ONE vertebrae!
I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"
" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"
"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,
You would be here tonight alone...
(perfect timing with the pause)
WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"
If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
" That ONE vertebrae!
I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"
" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"
"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,
You would be here tonight alone...
(perfect timing with the pause)
WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"
If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Come Again? :crackup:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?
bwahahahahaha :crackup:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
if you can put both your legs behind your back and lean forward, its possible!
aint yoga wonderful?
aint yoga wonderful?
sparky1981
Don Juan
It is possible if you have a big enough **** to do it with. I know this not through trying but seeing Ron Jeremy has done it on video.
I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Admins close down threads with the excuse that they are "repeated questions" when they cna' even help you find a search on it.......
........yet let this bull**** stay open.
I think they just wanna know how to blow themselves.
........yet let this bull**** stay open.
I think they just wanna know how to blow themselves.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Chillisauce
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I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:
1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.
2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste
3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.
2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste
3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
Silver_Grizzly
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Vibe
Don Juan
A friend of mine once linked me to this website. She thought it was hilarious. Basically, it was the site of this guy who could suck his own d*ck and would teach others how to do it. He had instructional videos and everything. Basically, he would lie on his back and flip his legs up way behind his head. This would bring his d*ck up to his mouth.
So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.
~Vibe~
So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.
~Vibe~
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.