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Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?

manuva

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It's possible. A mate of mine used to do it as a party trick. Well, he wouldn't actually suck his own d1ck, he'd sit on a chair and hold a peeled banana on his groin as if it were his erect member. Then, without moving the banana, he'd eat the whole thing. I would never have believed it unless I'd seen it.
 

Paradox

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Originally posted by spider_007
oh god, i can't bolive people are actually talking about sucking their own members:rolleyes: (and wishing for the ability):down:
I started to close this thread. Maybe when I stop laughing.

Ho boy this is a good thread. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....whew!

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...OMG.....ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
ha,ha,ha,ha...
 

gotmygameback

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Bill Hicks (the Greatest. RIP) did a great routine on this....


" That ONE vertebrae!

I swear that is the next evolutionary step!"


" Oh Come on guys! Ladies HE KNOWS WHAT I MEAN"

"Seriously Ladies if it were possible,

You would be here tonight alone...

(perfect timing with the pause)

WATCHING AN EMPTY STAGE"

If you havent heard this or dont know who bill hicks is check him out there is some great c&f stuff in his routines
 

Jariel

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I haven't seen any posts by Dr Beard for a while now so I'm assuming he achieved his goal.

Either that or he and his friend came to a mutual arrangement. :D
 

penkitten

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if you can put both your legs behind your back and lean forward, its possible!

aint yoga wonderful?
 

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It is possible if you have a big enough **** to do it with. I know this not through trying but seeing Ron Jeremy has done it on video.

I wouldn't try it myself. I think its a bit sick. If you want your **** sucked, improve your dj skills and pull a women to do the job for you.
 

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I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:

1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.

2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste

3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.
 

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
I'd like to go down on myself if one of the below conditions were met:

1- I loze both my hands in some freak panda attack.

2- I'm stuck on an island similar to castaway and have no sense of taste

3- The only woman alive is a transvestite named Billy and there are no monkeys.

:eek:
 

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A friend of mine once linked me to this website. She thought it was hilarious. Basically, it was the site of this guy who could suck his own d*ck and would teach others how to do it. He had instructional videos and everything. Basically, he would lie on his back and flip his legs up way behind his head. This would bring his d*ck up to his mouth.

So to answer your question - yes. And there's some instructional videos out there too - give 'em to your friend for wanking material.

~Vibe~
 

zekko

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Maybe it should be a yoga position?
Seems like even if you could do it, it would be so uncomfortable that it would detract from whatever pleasure there might be.
 

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The incomparable Ron Jeremy was able to lick his own pen!s; he did so in the movie "Devil in Mrs. Jones 2", where Jeremy played a demon.
 
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