Is it posible to give yoself a blow job?

[DrBeard]

My mate was talking about how he sucks his own knob and I say it aint even possible! I aint tried it myself cos I aint no pervert but there aint no way you can bend down that far.

OR is there some way of doing it or like some exercises you can do to get flexable enuff?

I dont need to do it cos I got loads of biatches to do it for me when ever I want. I wanna prove to my mate he is lying tho!

 

[Cbaoth]

For the genetically gifted I guess. Really why would anyone want to lol.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

holy mother of god....... lol



I have seen a picture on one of those sites like collegehumor.com or something of a guy actually doing this. You gotta be well hung and very flexible...... by why in the hell would you even want to?


that's just plain disgusting.


lol

DrBeard strikes again! :crackup:

 

[DrBeard]

yeh its gross an I keep telling him he is a pervert if he really does it! I would never do it myself even if I could.

It wouldn't be so gross with a condom tho would it? I mite recommend that to him if u guys think it wud be better!

 

[Skel]

Who the hell would give themself a blow job, thast sick. Your sick for being with him.

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by DrBeard
My mate was talking about how he sucks his own knob

you and your friend must be really close buddies...

 

[spider_007]

:crackup: :crackup:

 

[Cbaoth]

Originally posted by DrBeard
My mate was talking about how he sucks his own knob

That must come close to opener/quote of the year.

Why does a condom make it any better??? Not like you are going to give yourself an STD or anything.

 

[DJDamage]

I actually heard about this, but I think my friend was pulling my leg. He told me that there are some guys out there who go to the surgeon to remove parts of their rib cage so they will be able to that.

If that story is true, AFCness has reached a new low.

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by DJDamage
I actually heard about this, but I think my friend was pulling my leg. He told me that there are some guys out there who go to the surgeon to remove parts of their rib cage so they will be able to that.

If that story is true, AFCness has reached a new low.

marylin manson did that, didn't he?

 

[Desdinova]

In the Kinsley report, 4% of all men who attempt self-fellatio actually succeed. Then, there's the question of whether the Kinsley report is true or a load of bull5hit.

 

[brucevangeorge]

Why do you ask? Have you tried to?

 

[Bradshaw]

This reminds me of that Will Ferrel skit on Saturday Night Live, when he went to yoga class so that he could do this.

When the other students said he must be gay, Will's character replys:

"You use your own hand, don't ya? Does that make you gay? NO."

:crackup:

 

[legolas]

If you guys have seen Scary Movie 2 there's a scene there where David Cross gives himself BJ while sitting in a wheelchair, refusing to get one from some chick who looks like Carmen Electra.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

RANDAL
She was pretty young, hunhh?

DANTE
Twenty-two; same as us.

RANDAL
An embolism in a pool.

DANTE
An embarrassing way to die.

RANDAL
That's nothing compared to how my
cousin Walter died.

DANTE
How'd he die?

RANDAL
Broke his neck.

DANTE
That's embarrassing?

RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck
his own d*ck.

Absolute silence. Then...

83.


DANTE
Shut the hell up.

RANDAL
Bible truth.

DANTE
Stop it.

RANDAL
I swear.

DANTE
Oh, my god.

RANDAL
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to
suck your own d*ck?

DANTE
No!

RANDAL
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.

DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my
own d*ck?

RANDAL
No, because you won't admit to it.
As if a guy's a f*cking pervert
because he tries to go down on
himself. You're as curious as the
rest of us, pal. You've tried it.

DANTE
Who found him?

RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On
his bed, doubled over himself with
his legs on top. D*ck in his mouth.
My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.

DANTE
His d*ck was in his mouth?

RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.

DANTE
He made it, hunhh?

84.


RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.

RANDAL
Reach what?

DANTE
You know.

RANDAL
What, your d*ck?

DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I
guess everyone tries it, sooner or
later.

RANDAL
I never tried it.

RANDAL
F*cking pervert.

 

[Vincent]

Gio, Have I mentioned how much I love you lately. <3


Clerks is possibly one of the best movies ever and that part is funny as all hell.

But regarding the Op:

Some people say it's possible, and some people say it's gross. But to quote the man show. "You wouldn't give another man a hand job so I don't see anything wrong with giving yourself head"

Would I? Nope.

 

[SamePendo]

In junior high I knew this guy that would, with his clothes on, bend in such a way that he could touch his zipper.

Word is, that he once demonstrated the act of giving himself the bj. I suppose with time you'd get to give a very good bj. :woo:

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by SamePendo
I suppose with time you'd get to give a very good bj. :woo:

and that's the main reason we all are here on this website

 

[aftershock]

I thought this might be a joke at first.

Then I saw it was by the Beard and realised it definately was.

Beard, you're a legend mate. A fvcked up legend but one nonetheless.