how to reply to this txt

[escaleraroyal]

Girl: You are 34, incredibly still have no wife[Scowl], you failed

 

[Greasy Pig]

Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.

 

[BeDJ]

Marriage isn't appealing to me.

You must be terrified of dying alone.

 

[ludis]

i love women too much to submit one to such torture.

 

[adam225]

Girl: You are 34, incredibly still have no wife[Scowl], you failed

And ??

 

[Your_Royal_Flyness]

"Cool. Peace"

F*ck playing games with combative females. If she was joking, she'll keep it going. If not, she wasn't worth it. I'll be damned if a female tells me "I failed." I'm not in school. I GRADUATED SO DON'T TEST ME

 

[Dominance]

Press the delete button on her message and her number.

 

[henrea4]

She sounds like a child. Ignore her.

 

[TheException]

Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.

This^

Good witty responses...

 

[HalfPUAHalfAFC]

I think not replying and deleting her number is the best advice here so far.

If you must replay, think along these lines (and not with the idea of teasing or being witty to game her; she's a low quality entitled pain in the azz):

"Yawn"
"Unsubscribe"
"Lol..bye"
"Marriage? WTF??"
"Enjoy your cats"

Hopefully, she'll get the message that you are dismissing her and not reply. But hamsters gonna hamst... She'll probably reply. Ignore her.

Then, if she ever sends you a text again, you reply, "Who is this?" because you want her to know that you deleted her number. Then when she replies, ignore her again.

 

[Purefilth]

"I missed the part where your opinion of me is relevant. Please send all gossipy texts to somebody who gives a flying Fvck what you think in the future. (that means keep them to yourself)"

then ignore

 

[IsiMan84]

Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.

I like these. But only if it is in line with his personality.

On the real though, I can't stand when people ask how to reply to a specific message.
Especially one that has to be taken out of context because we haven't seen any of the previous conversation.
For all we know he could have been pouring his heart out to her before she said that.
To follow that with a witty statement would clearly be incongruent.

 

[Cremasta]

Depends on how well you know this girl and whether or not you like her (and I only mean like as in a friend you'll take the pi$$ out of).

I'd probably just play it up for $hits and giggles.

"You think I should stop breaking hearts?"
"Subtle hints like that don't work on me... if you want me to marry you, just come out and say it!"
"With all the offers I've had, it IS incredible isn't it?"

 

[BigSmooth]

"You have bad breath."
"You have saggy tits."
"My grandma has more sex appeal than you."
"Your mouth is as loose as your pvssy."


I would just say random sh!t to her. If you are a high status individual, this text shouldn't faze you at all and should actually be amusing that such a slvt would text you something like this. Saying something random at her to convey that you really don't care would be the way to go.

On the other hand, if you are a low status male, you would over analyze this text, get depressed, try to reason with her, and be butt hurt that she insulted you.

Don't be a low status male.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I'm wondering WHY you would even CONSIDER responding to that text.

To have some fun with it? Personally, I would come back with some humorous yet outrageous response that is sure to get her pissed. Some examples:

"How am I supposed to be banging dirty slvts like you if I'm married?"

"Are you PMS'ing again, cupcake?"

"It's cheaper to hire a maid."

"I would have proposed to you, but I can't afford to feed you" (extra points of the chick is on the chubby side).

"Are you trying to get me to propose? Sorry, you're too old for me."

 

[PlayHer Man]

I Agree with others who said not to respond. If you DO respond.. its likely she won't. Then you'll just get pissed for wasting your time.

Ignore, ignore, ignore.

 

[Duminy]

Ignore her.

 

[LorenzoVonM]

women crave attention. negative attention is still attention. ignore.

 

[Trump]

Girl: You are 34, incredibly still have no wife[Scowl], you failed

How can you ignore that? You let that simmer, going to bug you for a long time. Fight back. Rip her in two.

 

[Brosy]

Backhanded compliment: "incredibly". Not something to get upset about lads!

I like Greasy Pigs response: Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.

*writes it down.