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[spiegel549]

Personally if I just ignore that kind of text. I will go crazy saying why didn't I say something back. I would respond with a witty line like what she texted you had ZERO affect on you, and THEN ignore her azz.

 

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Backhanded compliment: "incredibly"Not something to get upset about lads! .

This.^^

Girl: You are 34, incredibly still have no wife[Scowl], you failed

*If she can make me a decent sandwich I'll think about it.
*You know it, just too many to choose from
*Yeah OK mum
*Is that a hint?
*You auditioning?
*It's complicated (thanks roissy)
*Aww she cares about my future

Or my time tested favourite

*Gay

 

[Partizan]

Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.

Wow, this stuff is gold. Well done.

 

[muhnkee]

I'm 35 and I consider not being wifed up one of the great accomplishments of my life!!

I'd laugh my ass off at that chick and tell her how the world really is for men. Yes, because it's a failure to not have to piss away all my time hauling kids to soccer practice and have some thankless soul killing ***** threatening to take half my **** if I don't play the game her way!

Failure? Riiiiight.

Besides, age doesn't mean squat to men. My old man sired me when he was 57!