escaleraroyal
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Girl: You are 34, incredibly still have no wife[Scowl], you failed
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
how to reply to this txt
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
B
BeDJ
Guest
Marriage isn't appealing to me.
You must be terrified of dying alone.
You must be terrified of dying alone.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your_Royal_Flyness
Don Juan
"Cool. Peace"
F*ck playing games with combative females. If she was joking, she'll keep it going. If not, she wasn't worth it. I'll be damned if a female tells me "I failed." I'm not in school. I GRADUATED SO DON'T TEST ME
F*ck playing games with combative females. If she was joking, she'll keep it going. If not, she wasn't worth it. I'll be damned if a female tells me "I failed." I'm not in school. I GRADUATED SO DON'T TEST ME
TheException
Master Don Juan
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Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
This^
Good witty responses...
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
This^
Good witty responses...
HalfPUAHalfAFC
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I think not replying and deleting her number is the best advice here so far.
If you must replay, think along these lines (and not with the idea of teasing or being witty to game her; she's a low quality entitled pain in the azz):
"Yawn"
"Unsubscribe"
"Lol..bye"
"Marriage? WTF??"
"Enjoy your cats"
Hopefully, she'll get the message that you are dismissing her and not reply. But hamsters gonna hamst... She'll probably reply. Ignore her.
Then, if she ever sends you a text again, you reply, "Who is this?" because you want her to know that you deleted her number. Then when she replies, ignore her again.
If you must replay, think along these lines (and not with the idea of teasing or being witty to game her; she's a low quality entitled pain in the azz):
"Yawn"
"Unsubscribe"
"Lol..bye"
"Marriage? WTF??"
"Enjoy your cats"
Hopefully, she'll get the message that you are dismissing her and not reply. But hamsters gonna hamst... She'll probably reply. Ignore her.
Then, if she ever sends you a text again, you reply, "Who is this?" because you want her to know that you deleted her number. Then when she replies, ignore her again.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
"I missed the part where your opinion of me is relevant. Please send all gossipy texts to somebody who gives a flying Fvck what you think in the future. (that means keep them to yourself)"
then ignore
then ignore
I like these. But only if it is in line with his personality.Greasy Pig said:
On the real though, I can't stand when people ask how to reply to a specific message.
Especially one that has to be taken out of context because we haven't seen any of the previous conversation.
For all we know he could have been pouring his heart out to her before she said that.
To follow that with a witty statement would clearly be incongruent.
Depends on how well you know this girl and whether or not you like her (and I only mean like as in a friend you'll take the pi$$ out of).
I'd probably just play it up for $hits and giggles.
"You think I should stop breaking hearts?"
"Subtle hints like that don't work on me... if you want me to marry you, just come out and say it!"
"With all the offers I've had, it IS incredible isn't it?"
I'd probably just play it up for $hits and giggles.
"You think I should stop breaking hearts?"
"Subtle hints like that don't work on me... if you want me to marry you, just come out and say it!"
"With all the offers I've had, it IS incredible isn't it?"
"You have bad breath."
"You have saggy tits."
"My grandma has more sex appeal than you."
"Your mouth is as loose as your pvssy."
I would just say random sh!t to her. If you are a high status individual, this text shouldn't faze you at all and should actually be amusing that such a slvt would text you something like this. Saying something random at her to convey that you really don't care would be the way to go.
On the other hand, if you are a low status male, you would over analyze this text, get depressed, try to reason with her, and be butt hurt that she insulted you.
Don't be a low status male.
"You have saggy tits."
"My grandma has more sex appeal than you."
"Your mouth is as loose as your pvssy."
I would just say random sh!t to her. If you are a high status individual, this text shouldn't faze you at all and should actually be amusing that such a slvt would text you something like this. Saying something random at her to convey that you really don't care would be the way to go.
On the other hand, if you are a low status male, you would over analyze this text, get depressed, try to reason with her, and be butt hurt that she insulted you.
Don't be a low status male.
Bokanovsky
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To have some fun with it? Personally, I would come back with some humorous yet outrageous response that is sure to get her pissed. Some examples:Espi said:
"How am I supposed to be banging dirty slvts like you if I'm married?"
"Are you PMS'ing again, cupcake?"
"It's cheaper to hire a maid."
"I would have proposed to you, but I can't afford to feed you" (extra points of the chick is on the chubby side).
"Are you trying to get me to propose? Sorry, you're too old for me."
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
PlayHer Man
Banned
I Agree with others who said not to respond. If you DO respond.. its likely she won't. Then you'll just get pissed for wasting your time.
Ignore, ignore, ignore.
Ignore, ignore, ignore.
LorenzoVonM
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women crave attention. negative attention is still attention. ignore.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.