escaleraroyal
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Girl: You are 34, incredibly still have no wife[Scowl], you failed
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
how to reply to this txt
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
B
BeDJ
Guest
Marriage isn't appealing to me.
You must be terrified of dying alone.
You must be terrified of dying alone.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Your_Royal_Flyness
Don Juan
"Cool. Peace"
F*ck playing games with combative females. If she was joking, she'll keep it going. If not, she wasn't worth it. I'll be damned if a female tells me "I failed." I'm not in school. I GRADUATED SO DON'T TEST ME
F*ck playing games with combative females. If she was joking, she'll keep it going. If not, she wasn't worth it. I'll be damned if a female tells me "I failed." I'm not in school. I GRADUATED SO DON'T TEST ME
TheException
Master Don Juan
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Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
This^
Good witty responses...
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
This^
Good witty responses...
HalfPUAHalfAFC
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I think not replying and deleting her number is the best advice here so far.
If you must replay, think along these lines (and not with the idea of teasing or being witty to game her; she's a low quality entitled pain in the azz):
"Yawn"
"Unsubscribe"
"Lol..bye"
"Marriage? WTF??"
"Enjoy your cats"
Hopefully, she'll get the message that you are dismissing her and not reply. But hamsters gonna hamst... She'll probably reply. Ignore her.
Then, if she ever sends you a text again, you reply, "Who is this?" because you want her to know that you deleted her number. Then when she replies, ignore her again.
If you must replay, think along these lines (and not with the idea of teasing or being witty to game her; she's a low quality entitled pain in the azz):
"Yawn"
"Unsubscribe"
"Lol..bye"
"Marriage? WTF??"
"Enjoy your cats"
Hopefully, she'll get the message that you are dismissing her and not reply. But hamsters gonna hamst... She'll probably reply. Ignore her.
Then, if she ever sends you a text again, you reply, "Who is this?" because you want her to know that you deleted her number. Then when she replies, ignore her again.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
"I missed the part where your opinion of me is relevant. Please send all gossipy texts to somebody who gives a flying Fvck what you think in the future. (that means keep them to yourself)"
then ignore
then ignore
I like these. But only if it is in line with his personality.Greasy Pig said:
On the real though, I can't stand when people ask how to reply to a specific message.
Especially one that has to be taken out of context because we haven't seen any of the previous conversation.
For all we know he could have been pouring his heart out to her before she said that.
To follow that with a witty statement would clearly be incongruent.
Depends on how well you know this girl and whether or not you like her (and I only mean like as in a friend you'll take the pi$$ out of).
I'd probably just play it up for $hits and giggles.
"You think I should stop breaking hearts?"
"Subtle hints like that don't work on me... if you want me to marry you, just come out and say it!"
"With all the offers I've had, it IS incredible isn't it?"
I'd probably just play it up for $hits and giggles.
"You think I should stop breaking hearts?"
"Subtle hints like that don't work on me... if you want me to marry you, just come out and say it!"
"With all the offers I've had, it IS incredible isn't it?"
"You have bad breath."
"You have saggy tits."
"My grandma has more sex appeal than you."
"Your mouth is as loose as your pvssy."
I would just say random sh!t to her. If you are a high status individual, this text shouldn't faze you at all and should actually be amusing that such a slvt would text you something like this. Saying something random at her to convey that you really don't care would be the way to go.
On the other hand, if you are a low status male, you would over analyze this text, get depressed, try to reason with her, and be butt hurt that she insulted you.
Don't be a low status male.
"You have saggy tits."
"My grandma has more sex appeal than you."
"Your mouth is as loose as your pvssy."
I would just say random sh!t to her. If you are a high status individual, this text shouldn't faze you at all and should actually be amusing that such a slvt would text you something like this. Saying something random at her to convey that you really don't care would be the way to go.
On the other hand, if you are a low status male, you would over analyze this text, get depressed, try to reason with her, and be butt hurt that she insulted you.
Don't be a low status male.
Bokanovsky
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To have some fun with it? Personally, I would come back with some humorous yet outrageous response that is sure to get her pissed. Some examples:Espi said:
"How am I supposed to be banging dirty slvts like you if I'm married?"
"Are you PMS'ing again, cupcake?"
"It's cheaper to hire a maid."
"I would have proposed to you, but I can't afford to feed you" (extra points of the chick is on the chubby side).
"Are you trying to get me to propose? Sorry, you're too old for me."
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
PlayHer Man
Banned
I Agree with others who said not to respond. If you DO respond.. its likely she won't. Then you'll just get pissed for wasting your time.
Ignore, ignore, ignore.
Ignore, ignore, ignore.
LorenzoVonM
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women crave attention. negative attention is still attention. ignore.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.