escaleraroyal
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Girl: You are 34, incredibly still have no wife[Scowl], you failed
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
how to reply to this txt
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
B
BeDJ
Guest
Marriage isn't appealing to me.
You must be terrified of dying alone.
You must be terrified of dying alone.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Your_Royal_Flyness
Don Juan
"Cool. Peace"
F*ck playing games with combative females. If she was joking, she'll keep it going. If not, she wasn't worth it. I'll be damned if a female tells me "I failed." I'm not in school. I GRADUATED SO DON'T TEST ME
F*ck playing games with combative females. If she was joking, she'll keep it going. If not, she wasn't worth it. I'll be damned if a female tells me "I failed." I'm not in school. I GRADUATED SO DON'T TEST ME
TheException
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Being a secret agent makes it hard for women to get that close to me.
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
This^
Good witty responses...
My bedroom fetishes tend to scare most women.
I can cook and clean myself.
Why ruin a perfectly good sex life by getting married?
Wow, I'm flattered. Thanks!
Women who think I'm hot ask this all the time.
Modelling around the world makes it tough to form lasting relationships.
This^
Good witty responses...
HalfPUAHalfAFC
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I think not replying and deleting her number is the best advice here so far.
If you must replay, think along these lines (and not with the idea of teasing or being witty to game her; she's a low quality entitled pain in the azz):
"Yawn"
"Unsubscribe"
"Lol..bye"
"Marriage? WTF??"
"Enjoy your cats"
Hopefully, she'll get the message that you are dismissing her and not reply. But hamsters gonna hamst... She'll probably reply. Ignore her.
Then, if she ever sends you a text again, you reply, "Who is this?" because you want her to know that you deleted her number. Then when she replies, ignore her again.
If you must replay, think along these lines (and not with the idea of teasing or being witty to game her; she's a low quality entitled pain in the azz):
"Yawn"
"Unsubscribe"
"Lol..bye"
"Marriage? WTF??"
"Enjoy your cats"
Hopefully, she'll get the message that you are dismissing her and not reply. But hamsters gonna hamst... She'll probably reply. Ignore her.
Then, if she ever sends you a text again, you reply, "Who is this?" because you want her to know that you deleted her number. Then when she replies, ignore her again.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
"I missed the part where your opinion of me is relevant. Please send all gossipy texts to somebody who gives a flying Fvck what you think in the future. (that means keep them to yourself)"
then ignore
then ignore
I like these. But only if it is in line with his personality.Greasy Pig said:
On the real though, I can't stand when people ask how to reply to a specific message.
Especially one that has to be taken out of context because we haven't seen any of the previous conversation.
For all we know he could have been pouring his heart out to her before she said that.
To follow that with a witty statement would clearly be incongruent.
Depends on how well you know this girl and whether or not you like her (and I only mean like as in a friend you'll take the pi$$ out of).
I'd probably just play it up for $hits and giggles.
"You think I should stop breaking hearts?"
"Subtle hints like that don't work on me... if you want me to marry you, just come out and say it!"
"With all the offers I've had, it IS incredible isn't it?"
I'd probably just play it up for $hits and giggles.
"You think I should stop breaking hearts?"
"Subtle hints like that don't work on me... if you want me to marry you, just come out and say it!"
"With all the offers I've had, it IS incredible isn't it?"
"You have bad breath."
"You have saggy tits."
"My grandma has more sex appeal than you."
"Your mouth is as loose as your pvssy."
I would just say random sh!t to her. If you are a high status individual, this text shouldn't faze you at all and should actually be amusing that such a slvt would text you something like this. Saying something random at her to convey that you really don't care would be the way to go.
On the other hand, if you are a low status male, you would over analyze this text, get depressed, try to reason with her, and be butt hurt that she insulted you.
Don't be a low status male.
"You have saggy tits."
"My grandma has more sex appeal than you."
"Your mouth is as loose as your pvssy."
I would just say random sh!t to her. If you are a high status individual, this text shouldn't faze you at all and should actually be amusing that such a slvt would text you something like this. Saying something random at her to convey that you really don't care would be the way to go.
On the other hand, if you are a low status male, you would over analyze this text, get depressed, try to reason with her, and be butt hurt that she insulted you.
Don't be a low status male.
Bokanovsky
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To have some fun with it? Personally, I would come back with some humorous yet outrageous response that is sure to get her pissed. Some examples:Espi said:
"How am I supposed to be banging dirty slvts like you if I'm married?"
"Are you PMS'ing again, cupcake?"
"It's cheaper to hire a maid."
"I would have proposed to you, but I can't afford to feed you" (extra points of the chick is on the chubby side).
"Are you trying to get me to propose? Sorry, you're too old for me."
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PlayHer Man
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I Agree with others who said not to respond. If you DO respond.. its likely she won't. Then you'll just get pissed for wasting your time.
Ignore, ignore, ignore.
Ignore, ignore, ignore.
LorenzoVonM
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women crave attention. negative attention is still attention. ignore.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.