Magma
Senior Don Juan
Bump.
This thread made me laugh heartily.
This thread made me laugh heartily.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
speakeasy said:I would eat out a girl with some hair just to try it. I've never been with a girl who wasn't shaved so I can't attest to it. But I'd try it at least once.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I keep things trimmed down myself, but I think a dude shaving his nuts clean sounds feminine to me.Magma said:Yo Speak -
I don't think there's anything wrong with a little manscaping, just to clean things up a bit. Cuts down on odor and women are a little more willing to go the oral distance on my pole when it's trimmed up. Not shaved, but trimmed. Big difference.
It's like the guy that plucks or trims his unibrow or the ol' nose hairs because it's just general cleanliness/hygiene/maintenance.
I can't eat a hairy bush. Bottom line. And I can't imagine that women like to bury their face in a man-bush either.
When I went in for my vasectomy a full shave was required and I discovered something - balls don't itch, hairy balls itch. Ever since then I just keep all that shaved and as a bonus chicks really appreciate it. They like it enough to make nice comments about it, not to mention some nice things they have volunteered to do.speakeasy said:I keep things trimmed down myself, but I think a dude shaving his nuts clean sounds feminine to me.