Yuma
Don Juan
I can't bring myself to do so.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Eating a hairy pvssy...
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Yuma
Don Juan
She told me she wouldn't, because it's uncomfortable.
Well, one of us is gonna have to suffer I guess. -_-
Well, one of us is gonna have to suffer I guess. -_-
Purple-Haze
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Does this mean you sport a bald look yourself?Yuma said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Yuma
Don Juan
No, sir.
But, maybe if I do it, she'll get the hint and follow suit.
But, maybe if I do it, she'll get the hint and follow suit.
Purple-Haze
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I think so. Because then she can't come at you with a "well you're going au naturel!" Your request will be take more seriously.Yuma said:
And it's madam.
Yuma
Don Juan
I dated a girl once who told me that women in general prefer a clean shaven man.
True or false, since apparently you're a madam.
True or false, since apparently you're a madam.
IPalindromeI
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Does she at least trim it short? That can be at least manageable over a big tangle of pubes.
Purple-Haze
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Personally, I don't like a man who is "clean shaven" where his nether regions are concerned. I find it a bit too metro for my liking. A man should look like a man, not a Ken doll.Yuma said:I dated a girl once who told me that women in general prefer a clean shaven man.
True or false, since apparently you're a madam.
A little trimming here and there of course is welcome. It's about using your judgment and taking just enough off so you keep it tidy.
This of course is my preference. Some women do like the bald look on men. Also, the more hair you remove, the bigger your little man appears...
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ThunderMaverick
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I shave everything because I like having everything licked.
I asked a girl once when I was younger if she liked a shaved guy.
She said "when I'm sucking a guys balls I don't want hair up my nose". That sold it for me.
I want it to be a pleasant experience for the woman too. She doesn't have to worry about getting tangled in a jungle mess. She doesn't have to worry about hair odor. Makes me feel...clean also.
I LOVE it when a girl shaves EVERYTHING. I like having my lips around smooth soft skin when I'm going down on a girl. Making out with a freshly shaved vagina is one of the more exquisite little pleasures in life . Yes.
I absolutely will NOT go down on a hair vagina. If she BEGS for it or if it's a really heated moment I will though. How can you deny when she's so hot and heavy?
I asked a girl once when I was younger if she liked a shaved guy.
She said "when I'm sucking a guys balls I don't want hair up my nose". That sold it for me.
I want it to be a pleasant experience for the woman too. She doesn't have to worry about getting tangled in a jungle mess. She doesn't have to worry about hair odor. Makes me feel...clean also.
I LOVE it when a girl shaves EVERYTHING. I like having my lips around smooth soft skin when I'm going down on a girl. Making out with a freshly shaved vagina is one of the more exquisite little pleasures in life . Yes.
I absolutely will NOT go down on a hair vagina. If she BEGS for it or if it's a really heated moment I will though. How can you deny when she's so hot and heavy?
This made sense to me too, so I tried it once. Apparently, I'm not doing something right because I scratched like I had the crabs for several weeks later. I swore to myself I'd never torture myself like that ever again!ThunderMaverick said:
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I trim using a hair shaver. However I don't have a huge problem with hairy vaginas as I'm a little older and back in the day, women rarely shaved. However she probably doesn't like the shaved feel, so just ask her to trim.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Magma
Senior Don Juan
You know why guys shave their junk, right? It makes it look bigger.
In all seriousness, she has to at least trim it up and keep things in line. That is just expected in this day and age.
In all seriousness, she has to at least trim it up and keep things in line. That is just expected in this day and age.
Ahhhh. Good times.....ThunderMaverick said:
ThunderMaverick
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You know, Aza, for the first few months of shaving my "whoo haa" it itched like hell when the hairs grew back.
Now my skin doesn't get irritated or bothered at all. Interesting point you brought up. I just thought about it now.
Keep at it. Maybe you'll get use to it like I did.
Now my skin doesn't get irritated or bothered at all. Interesting point you brought up. I just thought about it now.
Keep at it. Maybe you'll get use to it like I did.
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The itching might be because of razor burn and/or ingrown hairs. You need to exfoliate to keep that stuff under control.azanon said:
Do you shave or wax?
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Magma said:
Mmm. Like a fresh hot, chocolate chip cookie straight out the oven. I love the smooth part of the lower pelvic area just above a girl's cl!t. When they shave and you slowly tease them around that part (y'know just grazing your lips up and down on it) it drives them crazy.
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Exfoliate?! Down there?? He probably shaves. I use to have the same problem.Purple-Haze said:
My skin just got use to it. He probably doesn't do it enough.
If my skin got dry or irritated I would just put a few dabbles of cocoa butter on it.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.