Yuma
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I can't bring myself to do so.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Eating a hairy pvssy...
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Yuma
Don Juan
She told me she wouldn't, because it's uncomfortable.
Well, one of us is gonna have to suffer I guess. -_-
Well, one of us is gonna have to suffer I guess. -_-
Purple-Haze
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Does this mean you sport a bald look yourself?Yuma said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yuma
Don Juan
No, sir.
But, maybe if I do it, she'll get the hint and follow suit.
But, maybe if I do it, she'll get the hint and follow suit.
Purple-Haze
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I think so. Because then she can't come at you with a "well you're going au naturel!" Your request will be take more seriously.Yuma said:
And it's madam.
Yuma
Don Juan
I dated a girl once who told me that women in general prefer a clean shaven man.
True or false, since apparently you're a madam.
True or false, since apparently you're a madam.
IPalindromeI
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Does she at least trim it short? That can be at least manageable over a big tangle of pubes.
Purple-Haze
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Personally, I don't like a man who is "clean shaven" where his nether regions are concerned. I find it a bit too metro for my liking. A man should look like a man, not a Ken doll.Yuma said:I dated a girl once who told me that women in general prefer a clean shaven man.
True or false, since apparently you're a madam.
A little trimming here and there of course is welcome. It's about using your judgment and taking just enough off so you keep it tidy.
This of course is my preference. Some women do like the bald look on men. Also, the more hair you remove, the bigger your little man appears...
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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I shave everything because I like having everything licked.
I asked a girl once when I was younger if she liked a shaved guy.
She said "when I'm sucking a guys balls I don't want hair up my nose". That sold it for me.
I want it to be a pleasant experience for the woman too. She doesn't have to worry about getting tangled in a jungle mess. She doesn't have to worry about hair odor. Makes me feel...clean also.
I LOVE it when a girl shaves EVERYTHING. I like having my lips around smooth soft skin when I'm going down on a girl. Making out with a freshly shaved vagina is one of the more exquisite little pleasures in life . Yes.
I absolutely will NOT go down on a hair vagina. If she BEGS for it or if it's a really heated moment I will though. How can you deny when she's so hot and heavy?
I asked a girl once when I was younger if she liked a shaved guy.
She said "when I'm sucking a guys balls I don't want hair up my nose". That sold it for me.
I want it to be a pleasant experience for the woman too. She doesn't have to worry about getting tangled in a jungle mess. She doesn't have to worry about hair odor. Makes me feel...clean also.
I LOVE it when a girl shaves EVERYTHING. I like having my lips around smooth soft skin when I'm going down on a girl. Making out with a freshly shaved vagina is one of the more exquisite little pleasures in life . Yes.
I absolutely will NOT go down on a hair vagina. If she BEGS for it or if it's a really heated moment I will though. How can you deny when she's so hot and heavy?
This made sense to me too, so I tried it once. Apparently, I'm not doing something right because I scratched like I had the crabs for several weeks later. I swore to myself I'd never torture myself like that ever again!ThunderMaverick said:
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I trim using a hair shaver. However I don't have a huge problem with hairy vaginas as I'm a little older and back in the day, women rarely shaved. However she probably doesn't like the shaved feel, so just ask her to trim.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Magma
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You know why guys shave their junk, right? It makes it look bigger.
In all seriousness, she has to at least trim it up and keep things in line. That is just expected in this day and age.
In all seriousness, she has to at least trim it up and keep things in line. That is just expected in this day and age.
Ahhhh. Good times.....ThunderMaverick said:
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You know, Aza, for the first few months of shaving my "whoo haa" it itched like hell when the hairs grew back.
Now my skin doesn't get irritated or bothered at all. Interesting point you brought up. I just thought about it now.
Keep at it. Maybe you'll get use to it like I did.
Now my skin doesn't get irritated or bothered at all. Interesting point you brought up. I just thought about it now.
Keep at it. Maybe you'll get use to it like I did.
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The itching might be because of razor burn and/or ingrown hairs. You need to exfoliate to keep that stuff under control.azanon said:
Do you shave or wax?
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Magma said:
Mmm. Like a fresh hot, chocolate chip cookie straight out the oven. I love the smooth part of the lower pelvic area just above a girl's cl!t. When they shave and you slowly tease them around that part (y'know just grazing your lips up and down on it) it drives them crazy.
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Exfoliate?! Down there?? He probably shaves. I use to have the same problem.Purple-Haze said:
My skin just got use to it. He probably doesn't do it enough.
If my skin got dry or irritated I would just put a few dabbles of cocoa butter on it.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.