Coffee makes me sh*t

[iwanttofight]

How come every time I drink a warm cup of delicious coffee, shortly after I got to take a mean sh*t?

 

[speed dawg]

Caffeine, you moron. It's a stimulant. You are just now coming to this conclusion?

 

[Alle_Gory]

Gee I dunno, lol.

Or maybe you can look up the diuretic effects of coffee. You do have a computer and access to Google, do you not?

 

[Bible_Belt]

A guy I knew once took a job at Barnes and Noble, because he thought he would just stand around and hit on girls all day. As it turned out, he spent more time cleaning diarrhea off toilet seats. The bookstore had a coffee shop, so the bathroom was a popular place.

 

[ArcBound]

A guy I knew once took a job at Barnes and Noble, because he thought he would just stand around and hit on girls all day. As it turned out, he spent more time cleaning diarrhea off toilet seats. The bookstore had a coffee shop, so the bathroom was a popular place.

Drank 5 energy drinks while pulling an all nighter. Felt so fvckin sick the next 2 days and sh!t and pissed so much

 

[iwanttofight]

Dang just had some coffee. Guess what? I had to take a massive sh*t after I drank the coffee.

 

[bullethead]

**** no... piss yes... do you put milk in your coffee, your probably lactose intolerant

 

[DanZy]

**** no... piss yes... do you put milk in your coffee, your probably lactose intolerant

You are an idiot.

It's the caffeine, as others have said above

 

[Alle_Gory]

You are an idiot.

It's the caffeine, as others have said above

Duuuuhhhh, caffeine? Is that like a brand of race car tire? Huuuuurrrrr, duuuuurrrrrr.... uhhhhhh.

 

[DanZy]

^if that was meant to be humorous, I'd say you failed miserably.

 

[Down Low]

Sh1t: coffee at a coffee shop

No sh1t: Yum Yum / Winchell's

No sh1t: home Mr. Coffee with a paper filter inside a metal filter, and medium roast @ 1 teaspoon of beans (before grinding) per six-ounce "cup"

I think Yum Yum / Winchell's uses medium roast as well.

Something to think about next time you race off to the pot.

 

[OlsenJillian]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh guys ahahahaa
it's been a while since i laughed so hard :crazy:
actually any warm food/drink can make you sh*t
and it just means your digestion is not as good as you might think
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[Alle_Gory]

^if that was meant to be humorous, I'd say you failed miserably.

Fvck that, I'm hilarious. Take a swig of vodka and read again.

 

[Colossus]

Closed for retardation.