iwanttofight
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How come every time I drink a warm cup of delicious coffee, shortly after I got to take a mean sh*t?
Drank 5 energy drinks while pulling an all nighter. Felt so fvckin sick the next 2 days and sh!t and pissed so muchBible_Belt said:A guy I knew once took a job at Barnes and Noble, because he thought he would just stand around and hit on girls all day. As it turned out, he spent more time cleaning diarrhea off toilet seats. The bookstore had a coffee shop, so the bathroom was a popular place.
You are an idiot.bullethead said:**** no... piss yes... do you put milk in your coffee, your probably lactose intolerant
Duuuuhhhh, caffeine? Is that like a brand of race car tire? Huuuuurrrrr, duuuuurrrrrr.... uhhhhhh.DanZy said:You are an idiot.
It's the caffeine, as others have said above
Fvck that, I'm hilarious. Take a swig of vodka and read again.DanZy said:^if that was meant to be humorous, I'd say you failed miserably.