"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Coffee makes me sh*t

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How come every time I drink a warm cup of delicious coffee, shortly after I got to take a mean sh*t?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Caffeine, you moron. It's a stimulant. You are just now coming to this conclusion?
 
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Gee I dunno, lol.

Or maybe you can look up the diuretic effects of coffee. You do have a computer and access to Google, do you not?
 
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A guy I knew once took a job at Barnes and Noble, because he thought he would just stand around and hit on girls all day. As it turned out, he spent more time cleaning diarrhea off toilet seats. The bookstore had a coffee shop, so the bathroom was a popular place.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
A guy I knew once took a job at Barnes and Noble, because he thought he would just stand around and hit on girls all day. As it turned out, he spent more time cleaning diarrhea off toilet seats. The bookstore had a coffee shop, so the bathroom was a popular place.
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Drank 5 energy drinks while pulling an all nighter. Felt so fvckin sick the next 2 days and sh!t and pissed so much :(
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Dang just had some coffee. Guess what? I had to take a massive sh*t after I drank the coffee.
 
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**** no... piss yes... do you put milk in your coffee, your probably lactose intolerant
 
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DanZy said:
You are an idiot.

It's the caffeine, as others have said above
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Duuuuhhhh, caffeine? Is that like a brand of race car tire? Huuuuurrrrr, duuuuurrrrrr.... uhhhhhh.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sh1t: coffee at a coffee shop

No sh1t: Yum Yum / Winchell's

No sh1t: home Mr. Coffee with a paper filter inside a metal filter, and medium roast @ 1 teaspoon of beans (before grinding) per six-ounce "cup"

I think Yum Yum / Winchell's uses medium roast as well.

Something to think about next time you race off to the pot.
 
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh guys ahahahaa
it's been a while since i laughed so hard :D :crazy:
actually any warm food/drink can make you sh*t :D
and it just means your digestion is not as good as you might think :D
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DanZy said:
^if that was meant to be humorous, I'd say you failed miserably.
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Fvck that, I'm hilarious. Take a swig of vodka and read again.
 
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