iwanttofight
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How come every time I drink a warm cup of delicious coffee, shortly after I got to take a mean sh*t?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Coffee makes me sh*t
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
speed dawg
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Caffeine, you moron. It's a stimulant. You are just now coming to this conclusion?
Bible_Belt
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A guy I knew once took a job at Barnes and Noble, because he thought he would just stand around and hit on girls all day. As it turned out, he spent more time cleaning diarrhea off toilet seats. The bookstore had a coffee shop, so the bathroom was a popular place.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
iwanttofight
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Dang just had some coffee. Guess what? I had to take a massive sh*t after I drank the coffee.
bullethead
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**** no... piss yes... do you put milk in your coffee, your probably lactose intolerant
DanZy
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You are an idiot.bullethead said:
It's the caffeine, as others have said above
DanZy
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^if that was meant to be humorous, I'd say you failed miserably.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Sh1t: coffee at a coffee shop
No sh1t: Yum Yum / Winchell's
No sh1t: home Mr. Coffee with a paper filter inside a metal filter, and medium roast @ 1 teaspoon of beans (before grinding) per six-ounce "cup"
I think Yum Yum / Winchell's uses medium roast as well.
Something to think about next time you race off to the pot.
No sh1t: Yum Yum / Winchell's
No sh1t: home Mr. Coffee with a paper filter inside a metal filter, and medium roast @ 1 teaspoon of beans (before grinding) per six-ounce "cup"
I think Yum Yum / Winchell's uses medium roast as well.
Something to think about next time you race off to the pot.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh guys ahahahaa
it's been a while since i laughed so hard
:crazy:
actually any warm food/drink can make you sh*t
and it just means your digestion is not as good as you might think
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it's been a while since i laughed so hard
:crazy: actually any warm food/drink can make you sh*t
and it just means your digestion is not as good as you might think
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