iwanttofight
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How come every time I drink a warm cup of delicious coffee, shortly after I got to take a mean sh*t?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Coffee makes me sh*t
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
speed dawg
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Caffeine, you moron. It's a stimulant. You are just now coming to this conclusion?
Bible_Belt
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A guy I knew once took a job at Barnes and Noble, because he thought he would just stand around and hit on girls all day. As it turned out, he spent more time cleaning diarrhea off toilet seats. The bookstore had a coffee shop, so the bathroom was a popular place.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
iwanttofight
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Dang just had some coffee. Guess what? I had to take a massive sh*t after I drank the coffee.
bullethead
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**** no... piss yes... do you put milk in your coffee, your probably lactose intolerant
DanZy
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You are an idiot.bullethead said:
It's the caffeine, as others have said above
DanZy
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^if that was meant to be humorous, I'd say you failed miserably.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Sh1t: coffee at a coffee shop
No sh1t: Yum Yum / Winchell's
No sh1t: home Mr. Coffee with a paper filter inside a metal filter, and medium roast @ 1 teaspoon of beans (before grinding) per six-ounce "cup"
I think Yum Yum / Winchell's uses medium roast as well.
Something to think about next time you race off to the pot.
No sh1t: Yum Yum / Winchell's
No sh1t: home Mr. Coffee with a paper filter inside a metal filter, and medium roast @ 1 teaspoon of beans (before grinding) per six-ounce "cup"
I think Yum Yum / Winchell's uses medium roast as well.
Something to think about next time you race off to the pot.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh guys ahahahaa
it's been a while since i laughed so hard
:crazy:
actually any warm food/drink can make you sh*t
and it just means your digestion is not as good as you might think
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it's been a while since i laughed so hard
:crazy: actually any warm food/drink can make you sh*t
and it just means your digestion is not as good as you might think
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