Purple-Haze
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"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
I still love that song.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Oh and by the way there is another guy in this song that sings a horrible rap verse... " I'm sitting around cool with my dibby dibby girl" hahahaPurple-Haze said:"com wid a nice yung lady..."
I still love that song.
yahoo likes to put s ____t on their front page. Ive seen far worse news articles there.Falcon said:hehe I disagree with the list... but one has to wonder, how in the hell does something so newsworthy-useless make it to the front page of yahoo? it's like im watching tv lol
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
HandyAndy said:Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
HandyAndy said:Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop
KontrollerX said:Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
I don't know about that; he's good, but you got Scarface, UGK, Outkast, and Dr. Dre at least who go before him.Levex said:You got to be kidding.
Em is up there with Nas and Jay Z.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Sweet list!DJDamage said:
Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:DJDamage said:Where is Kris Kross, Bow wow and Snow on this list?!
are you allowed to say wiggidy wack if you are not wearing backwards unhooked on one side overalls and jumping?Francisco d'Anconia said:Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.