Purple-Haze
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"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:
I still love that song.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
25 Worst Rappers of All Time
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I still love that song.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Purple-Haze
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Joe The Homophobe
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yahoo likes to put s ____t on their front page. Ive seen far worse news articles there.Falcon said:
penkitten
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there was a girl rap song in 88 that went like this :
"grab it, grab it if you want it"
that was the worst!
"grab it, grab it if you want it"
that was the worst!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
g g g unit
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wtf soulja boy should have been top of that list.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
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All of those acts named in the list made money. There are 10,000 other bands who only wish they could have made that list.
2pac and Biggie co-reign as the greatest rappers of all time.
I cannot resist but to say that I have met and partied with a rapper who should be on that list but is not. He has a cheesy rap song everyone knows. I won't name him, since he is a friend, but he should be on that list.
2pac and Biggie co-reign as the greatest rappers of all time.
I cannot resist but to say that I have met and partied with a rapper who should be on that list but is not. He has a cheesy rap song everyone knows. I won't name him, since he is a friend, but he should be on that list.
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The list creator will burn in hell (if there is one) for putting Will Smith on this list.
Yeah he wasn't a gangsta rapper but he was wicked talented for his demographic ie non gangsta's, families and kids.
In other words he was and is the Nintendo of rap.
The list creator could not of possibly heard the awesome song "Summertime" to of put Will on the list.
Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
Nelly completely sucks except for the duet "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland so he's acceptable as being on the list.
ICP is alright and sometimes funny but I may be biased since I am a Michigan dweller and we tend to see the humour in the group. I don't think ICP should be on this list.
2 Live Crew was another stupid decision. They shouldn't be on the list.
Yeah it was a solid list except for a few glaringly stupid mistakes of putting talented people on there.
Yeah he wasn't a gangsta rapper but he was wicked talented for his demographic ie non gangsta's, families and kids.
In other words he was and is the Nintendo of rap.
The list creator could not of possibly heard the awesome song "Summertime" to of put Will on the list.
Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
Nelly completely sucks except for the duet "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland so he's acceptable as being on the list.
ICP is alright and sometimes funny but I may be biased since I am a Michigan dweller and we tend to see the humour in the group. I don't think ICP should be on this list.
2 Live Crew was another stupid decision. They shouldn't be on the list.
Yeah it was a solid list except for a few glaringly stupid mistakes of putting talented people on there.
Da Realist
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I don't know about that; he's good, but you got Scarface, UGK, Outkast, and Dr. Dre at least who go before him.Levex said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Purple-Haze
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Sweet list!DJDamage said:
Another favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxp7jQx_XUM. That Habs jersey just makes him sexier.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:DJDamage said:
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MC Hammer is the best...........
penkitten
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are you allowed to say wiggidy wack if you are not wearing backwards unhooked on one side overalls and jumping?Francisco d'Anconia said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.