Purple-Haze
Senior Don Juan
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"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
I still love that song.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Oh and by the way there is another guy in this song that sings a horrible rap verse... " I'm sitting around cool with my dibby dibby girl" hahahaPurple-Haze said:"com wid a nice yung lady..."
I still love that song.
yahoo likes to put s ____t on their front page. Ive seen far worse news articles there.Falcon said:hehe I disagree with the list... but one has to wonder, how in the hell does something so newsworthy-useless make it to the front page of yahoo? it's like im watching tv lol
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
HandyAndy said:Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
HandyAndy said:Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop
KontrollerX said:Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
I don't know about that; he's good, but you got Scarface, UGK, Outkast, and Dr. Dre at least who go before him.Levex said:You got to be kidding.
Em is up there with Nas and Jay Z.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Sweet list!DJDamage said:
Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:DJDamage said:Where is Kris Kross, Bow wow and Snow on this list?!
are you allowed to say wiggidy wack if you are not wearing backwards unhooked on one side overalls and jumping?Francisco d'Anconia said:Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.