"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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25 Worst Rappers of All Time

Purple-Haze

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iqqi said:
I liked Informer.

I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
"com wid a nice yung lady..."

I still love that song.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Joe The Homophobe

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Falcon said:
hehe I disagree with the list... but one has to wonder, how in the hell does something so newsworthy-useless make it to the front page of yahoo? it's like im watching tv lol
yahoo likes to put s ____t on their front page. Ive seen far worse news articles there.
 

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there was a girl rap song in 88 that went like this :
"grab it, grab it if you want it"

that was the worst!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ProDJ26

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HandyAndy said:
Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop

my point exactly, I thought it was me but this list did seem kinda out of place

:up:
 

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You know we should make our own list, haha I'll start:

K-fed
Soulja Boi

:up:
 

i am me

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i know nelly isnt the most lyrical rapper out but he brings alotta energy and he makes good party songs so i dont think he should be on the list...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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All of those acts named in the list made money. There are 10,000 other bands who only wish they could have made that list.

2pac and Biggie co-reign as the greatest rappers of all time.

I cannot resist but to say that I have met and partied with a rapper who should be on that list but is not. He has a cheesy rap song everyone knows. I won't name him, since he is a friend, but he should be on that list.
 

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The list creator will burn in hell (if there is one) for putting Will Smith on this list.

Yeah he wasn't a gangsta rapper but he was wicked talented for his demographic ie non gangsta's, families and kids.

In other words he was and is the Nintendo of rap.

The list creator could not of possibly heard the awesome song "Summertime" to of put Will on the list.

Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.

Nelly completely sucks except for the duet "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland so he's acceptable as being on the list.

ICP is alright and sometimes funny but I may be biased since I am a Michigan dweller and we tend to see the humour in the group. I don't think ICP should be on this list.

2 Live Crew was another stupid decision. They shouldn't be on the list.

Yeah it was a solid list except for a few glaringly stupid mistakes of putting talented people on there.
 

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HandyAndy said:
Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop
:up:

Where's hurricane chris?

Will Smith, Nelly, Master P, and Bubba shouldn't be on there. Even ICP is pretty funny I wouldn't put them on there.
 

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KontrollerX said:
Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.

You got to be kidding.

Em is up there with Nas and Jay Z.
 

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Levex said:
You got to be kidding.

Em is up there with Nas and Jay Z.
I don't know about that; he's good, but you got Scarface, UGK, Outkast, and Dr. Dre at least who go before him.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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DJDamage said:
Where is Kris Kross, Bow wow and Snow on this list?!
Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:
 

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Nelly has the lyrical ability of a five-year old. He really does belong on that list. ICP were awful mainly because they wanted to be.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:
are you allowed to say wiggidy wack if you are not wearing backwards unhooked on one side overalls and jumping?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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