Purple-Haze
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"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:
I still love that song.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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I still love that song.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Purple-Haze
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Joe The Homophobe
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yahoo likes to put s ____t on their front page. Ive seen far worse news articles there.Falcon said:
penkitten
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there was a girl rap song in 88 that went like this :
"grab it, grab it if you want it"
that was the worst!
"grab it, grab it if you want it"
that was the worst!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
g g g unit
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wtf soulja boy should have been top of that list.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
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All of those acts named in the list made money. There are 10,000 other bands who only wish they could have made that list.
2pac and Biggie co-reign as the greatest rappers of all time.
I cannot resist but to say that I have met and partied with a rapper who should be on that list but is not. He has a cheesy rap song everyone knows. I won't name him, since he is a friend, but he should be on that list.
2pac and Biggie co-reign as the greatest rappers of all time.
I cannot resist but to say that I have met and partied with a rapper who should be on that list but is not. He has a cheesy rap song everyone knows. I won't name him, since he is a friend, but he should be on that list.
KontrollerX
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The list creator will burn in hell (if there is one) for putting Will Smith on this list.
Yeah he wasn't a gangsta rapper but he was wicked talented for his demographic ie non gangsta's, families and kids.
In other words he was and is the Nintendo of rap.
The list creator could not of possibly heard the awesome song "Summertime" to of put Will on the list.
Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
Nelly completely sucks except for the duet "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland so he's acceptable as being on the list.
ICP is alright and sometimes funny but I may be biased since I am a Michigan dweller and we tend to see the humour in the group. I don't think ICP should be on this list.
2 Live Crew was another stupid decision. They shouldn't be on the list.
Yeah it was a solid list except for a few glaringly stupid mistakes of putting talented people on there.
Yeah he wasn't a gangsta rapper but he was wicked talented for his demographic ie non gangsta's, families and kids.
In other words he was and is the Nintendo of rap.
The list creator could not of possibly heard the awesome song "Summertime" to of put Will on the list.
Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
Nelly completely sucks except for the duet "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland so he's acceptable as being on the list.
ICP is alright and sometimes funny but I may be biased since I am a Michigan dweller and we tend to see the humour in the group. I don't think ICP should be on this list.
2 Live Crew was another stupid decision. They shouldn't be on the list.
Yeah it was a solid list except for a few glaringly stupid mistakes of putting talented people on there.
Da Realist
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I don't know about that; he's good, but you got Scarface, UGK, Outkast, and Dr. Dre at least who go before him.Levex said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Purple-Haze
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Sweet list!DJDamage said:
Another favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxp7jQx_XUM. That Habs jersey just makes him sexier.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:DJDamage said:
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MC Hammer is the best...........
penkitten
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are you allowed to say wiggidy wack if you are not wearing backwards unhooked on one side overalls and jumping?Francisco d'Anconia said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.