Purple-Haze
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2008
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"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
I still love that song.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Oh and by the way there is another guy in this song that sings a horrible rap verse... " I'm sitting around cool with my dibby dibby girl" hahahaPurple-Haze said:"com wid a nice yung lady..."
I still love that song.
yahoo likes to put s ____t on their front page. Ive seen far worse news articles there.Falcon said:hehe I disagree with the list... but one has to wonder, how in the hell does something so newsworthy-useless make it to the front page of yahoo? it's like im watching tv lol
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
HandyAndy said:Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
HandyAndy said:Hurricane Chris and Souja Boy should be on that list. These 2 are a prime example of why Hip Hop is dead, they come up with this garbage called music and pass it off as hip hop
KontrollerX said:Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
I don't know about that; he's good, but you got Scarface, UGK, Outkast, and Dr. Dre at least who go before him.Levex said:You got to be kidding.
Em is up there with Nas and Jay Z.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Sweet list!DJDamage said:
Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:DJDamage said:Where is Kris Kross, Bow wow and Snow on this list?!
are you allowed to say wiggidy wack if you are not wearing backwards unhooked on one side overalls and jumping?Francisco d'Anconia said:Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.