Purple-Haze
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"com wid a nice yung lady..."iqqi said:
I still love that song.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
25 Worst Rappers of All Time
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I still love that song.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Purple-Haze
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Joe The Homophobe
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yahoo likes to put s ____t on their front page. Ive seen far worse news articles there.Falcon said:
penkitten
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there was a girl rap song in 88 that went like this :
"grab it, grab it if you want it"
that was the worst!
"grab it, grab it if you want it"
that was the worst!
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
g g g unit
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wtf soulja boy should have been top of that list.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bible_Belt
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All of those acts named in the list made money. There are 10,000 other bands who only wish they could have made that list.
2pac and Biggie co-reign as the greatest rappers of all time.
I cannot resist but to say that I have met and partied with a rapper who should be on that list but is not. He has a cheesy rap song everyone knows. I won't name him, since he is a friend, but he should be on that list.
2pac and Biggie co-reign as the greatest rappers of all time.
I cannot resist but to say that I have met and partied with a rapper who should be on that list but is not. He has a cheesy rap song everyone knows. I won't name him, since he is a friend, but he should be on that list.
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The list creator will burn in hell (if there is one) for putting Will Smith on this list.
Yeah he wasn't a gangsta rapper but he was wicked talented for his demographic ie non gangsta's, families and kids.
In other words he was and is the Nintendo of rap.
The list creator could not of possibly heard the awesome song "Summertime" to of put Will on the list.
Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
Nelly completely sucks except for the duet "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland so he's acceptable as being on the list.
ICP is alright and sometimes funny but I may be biased since I am a Michigan dweller and we tend to see the humour in the group. I don't think ICP should be on this list.
2 Live Crew was another stupid decision. They shouldn't be on the list.
Yeah it was a solid list except for a few glaringly stupid mistakes of putting talented people on there.
Yeah he wasn't a gangsta rapper but he was wicked talented for his demographic ie non gangsta's, families and kids.
In other words he was and is the Nintendo of rap.
The list creator could not of possibly heard the awesome song "Summertime" to of put Will on the list.
Other than that I mostly agree with the list except Vanilla Ice should of been at #2 while Eminem was at #1.
Nelly completely sucks except for the duet "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland so he's acceptable as being on the list.
ICP is alright and sometimes funny but I may be biased since I am a Michigan dweller and we tend to see the humour in the group. I don't think ICP should be on this list.
2 Live Crew was another stupid decision. They shouldn't be on the list.
Yeah it was a solid list except for a few glaringly stupid mistakes of putting talented people on there.
Da Realist
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I don't know about that; he's good, but you got Scarface, UGK, Outkast, and Dr. Dre at least who go before him.Levex said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Purple-Haze
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Sweet list!DJDamage said:
Another favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxp7jQx_XUM. That Habs jersey just makes him sexier.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Without Kris Kross when in world would anyone get the chance to say "Wiggidy Wack!" However, Family Guy's Quagmeier's "Giggidy Goo" does come close. Also, the jury is still out on Snow's line "I lick your boom-boom down.." That sounds a bit unsanitary... :nervous:DJDamage said:
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MC Hammer is the best...........
penkitten
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are you allowed to say wiggidy wack if you are not wearing backwards unhooked on one side overalls and jumping?Francisco d'Anconia said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.