"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
25 Worst Rappers of All Time
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
fresh_to_death
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That list is a joke.
ready123
Master Don Juan
Will Smith and 2 Live Crew shouldn't be on that list
Mike Jones, Bubba Sparkx, Master P, Nelly, Chingy - there are worse rappers than them, the dude's just hating to be in the cool crowd
I woulda put P-Diddy up there before them - lazy ass flow and Mase wrote al his lyrics before he dropped out of the game. I woulda put Pete Rock on it - the guy sounded terrible when he tried to get behind a mic. Same with Jazzy Jeff. And Deborah Harry sounded like crap on Rapture
Mike Jones, Bubba Sparkx, Master P, Nelly, Chingy - there are worse rappers than them, the dude's just hating to be in the cool crowd
I woulda put P-Diddy up there before them - lazy ass flow and Mase wrote al his lyrics before he dropped out of the game. I woulda put Pete Rock on it - the guy sounded terrible when he tried to get behind a mic. Same with Jazzy Jeff. And Deborah Harry sounded like crap on Rapture
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
Nick Cannon is better than Master P? Come on. Also, I don't like Will Smith's music, but the only thing I think messed him up is that he stayed with his squeaky clean image too long in the same way Three-6 is turning out the same tired stuff. I agree with Ready; there are a lot worse rappers this guy could have chosen.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Purple-Haze
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I like the list.
Will Smith totally deserves to be on there. Some of his old stuff was "cute" but his newer stuff makes me want to rip my ears off. He should stick to being cute.
Will Smith totally deserves to be on there. Some of his old stuff was "cute" but his newer stuff makes me want to rip my ears off. He should stick to being cute.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stop. collaborate and listen.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Haha, that is the funniest thing you have ever said.penkitten said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroomiqqi said:Haha, that is the funniest thing you have ever said.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Hmmmmm. :nervous:penkitten said:
Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Penkitten knows too much!! She's a FAN!
Stop fronting Penny, you know you have watched and enjoyed this movie more than once!
Stop fronting Penny, you know you have watched and enjoyed this movie more than once!
Where is Kris Kross, Bow wow and Snow on this list?!
that right there is in the top 10 of worst rap of all time.
and if they had Mr. T on it, then they should have had Macho Man share the title:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i2v1b0BsbA
that right there is in the top 10 of worst rap of all time.
and if they had Mr. T on it, then they should have had Macho Man share the title:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i2v1b0BsbA
Purple-Haze
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Isn't Snow a "reggae" artist?DJDamage said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Purple-Haze
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C'mon...Informer wasn't THAT bad! Admit you listened to it.DJDamage said:
Purple-Haze
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Nothing wrong with liking it.DJDamage said:
That was the first cassette purchase I made. Snow.
iqqi
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I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.