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    "Do you like me?"

    yeah sounds like she was on an ego trip... but what about if you ask a girl "do you like me?" is that ok, or would that be too needy?
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    Critique my myspace profile

    hmmm... i never used myspace as a dating tool either... i'm the artsy type so my page is pretty fancy... but i'm not sure how having a nice page will really help land girls though... that's all about how you talk to the girls, right? it doesnt really matter what you put on your myspace...
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    "I need to make time for my other girlfriends"

    yeah, i guess it depends on the girl... but even if she's gf material or not, this is still fun to say.
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    "I need to make time for my other girlfriends"

    something i came up with when i was with this girl i'm talking to... me:"sorry, I have to cut back on my time with you... I need to make time for my other girlfriends." her: "what other girlfriends?" me: "yeah, i have six girlfiends already... you're my number seven... but i have a date with...
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    "Your Frickin Hott, but im just a little too tall for you"

    just say "i like tall chicks... i like to climb them, place a flag on their head and claim them as my property! that's hot." then you start climbing her, hahaha...
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    Best Halloween costumes for DJ's?

    i just thought of another good one... the energizer bunny. i'm not sure where they sell that costume, but it would be awesome... it lets people know that you can keep going and going and going...
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    Best Halloween costumes for DJ's?

    the best costumes are ones that are cute, familiar and stands out. some costumes are cool but they're too serious... like batman, vader, or a gangster. those are fine and all but they wont attract HB's to talk to you... last year i was a ninja turtle, and the costume didn't fit me well because...
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    Views on saying "I love you" before she does.

    I dont understand why we all make "I love you" such a big deal... people spit those words out all the time, people say it so much, it almost loses it's meaning. hell, it pretty much doesnt mean anything to me anymore, once in a while i'll tell girls "i love you" in a playful way, when i'm just...
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    reply for "so what's your type?"

    haha... yeah, fat chicks are hot... like they have lots of body heat... due to their layers of fat, they can survive in cold weather. and that is sexy! lol. ok, that's just mean... stop teasing fat chicks or you'll end up having an orgy with 3 of them and you'll break your ribs, then your bed...
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    reply for "so what's your type?"

    i've been getting this question a lot because i tend to talk about other girls while i'm in a conversation with a girl. and i love when a they ask this question... anyway here's how it usually goes with me... me: that girl over there is cute but she's not my type girl: so what is your type...
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    The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

    here's one i like to use... it's a variation on a line from 'Don Juan Demarco' the J. Depp movie (ok, not really a good movie to learn from IMO, but this line was kinda cool...) anyway, it goes something like this... me: doing something nice for her, in this case, giving her candy or whatever...
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    How to handle a drunk HB?

    are you serious? sometimes drunk=rape over there? what if YOU'RE not happy in the morning? does that mean she raped you? hmmm....
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    why don't you have a girlfriend?

    ^lol, i like these answers. i think i'll say something similar to this next time. C&F is the shiznit! ok well, i realize now how insecure my reason is... good thing i havent told any potential mates about it... but it IS hard to trust girls after being with a few cheaters... and it's not like...
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    why don't you have a girlfriend?

    how do you guys answer this question? i usually just say i just havent found the right one yet. but my real reason for not having a gf is because most of the girls i hooked up with already had boyfriends, and it kind of screwed up my trust in girls. i mean if a girl would cheat on her man with...
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    Superman Vs Clark Kent

    it's always painful to see Clark Kent talk to Lois... it's so sad.
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    Pua Video

    wow i didnt realize how popular the community was getting...
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    What's with long hair guys in TV shows?

    a lot of girls i told me that Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen looked their best in LOTR... and it was because of the long hair. but i'm not saying everyone should grow their hair out... go ahead and keep our hair short... i like being one of the few guys i know with long hair... it makes me...
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    How to keep her keen!!

    Awesome advice! lol. ^_^
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    Complete the sosuave circle (how to make this website work for you and what to avoid)

    Nice post... but i wish you would've used a name other than LOUIE... lol... i know you're not talking about me... haha... i'm just here to learn, not to give advice... but there is another lou around this forum, i noticed, who seems to have a lot of advice to give... who could that be?
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    HipHip music for a party

    wow, ice ice baby? lol... now that's gangsta! hey i know all the lyrics to that... it's lame but it never fails to get a reaction, especially if you're at a bar and they got karaoke there... if you get really into it, it's funny as hell... chicks dig it.
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